Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6854. | Andrew (mizdachubz) | 93.35 | 97% | 2013-03-03 |
| 6855. | Jesús A. (zydeco) | 93.34 | — | 2009-10-18 |
| 6856. | Radiant (murkem) | 93.34 | 88% | 2013-01-24 |
| 6857. | Soumil (soum2222) | 93.34 | 98% | 2018-08-31 |
| 6858. | Walnert (walnert) | 93.34 | 98% | 2022-09-06 |
| 6859. | Seth (purolium) | 93.34 | 99% | 2022-02-25 |
| 6860. | KB Master (duckyfire) | 93.33 | 91% | 2015-09-22 |
| 6861. | Grandhal (grandhal) | 93.32 | 95% | 2014-11-14 |
| 6862. | suzanne (tirphead4) | 93.32 | 98% | 2015-11-30 |
| 6863. | ZaTh (zathz) | 93.32 | 97% | 2020-05-26 |
| 6864. | Dap (david26) | 93.31 | — | 2011-01-22 |
| 6865. | Kuan-Yu (allankyhou) | 93.31 | — | 2011-01-19 |
| 6866. | pwner (iwillpwnu) | 93.31 | — | 2010-01-03 |
| 6867. | Frank (highblood) | 93.31 | 100% | 2013-06-07 |
| 6868. | Finkk (finkk) | 93.31 | 90% | 2015-10-07 |
| 6869. | Darius (gfppoy) | 93.31 | 98% | 2018-09-03 |
| 6870. | Greg (xpec824) | 93.30 | 98% | 2014-09-12 |
| 6871. | Daggerpov (read_my_name) | 93.30 | 96% | 2022-01-16 |
| 6872. | wabdeali (wabdeali) | 93.30 | 99% | 2022-01-10 |
| 6873. | Dani (danikrisdayadi) | 93.30 | 97% | 2022-09-04 |
| 6874. | the1stpsycho (the1stpsycho) | 93.30 | 97% | 2014-08-11 |
| 6875. | Daniel Lee (bo7danlee) | 93.28 | 98% | 2013-08-11 |
| 6876. | Sander (cubit32) | 93.28 | 98% | 2018-06-20 |
| 6877. | Dylan (parable) | 93.28 | — | 2009-03-10 |
| 6878. | Galamb (galamb) | 93.28 | 98% | 2023-05-21 |
| 6879. | faebie (alextodoroki) | 93.28 | 95% | 2019-07-19 |
| 6880. | Arrhythmia_Trainee (arrhyth... | 93.27 | 99% | 2011-06-17 |
| 6881. | j (quinoaaa) | 93.27 | 96% | 2019-08-25 |
| 6882. | Shawna (shawnanic856) | 93.27 | 97% | 2021-09-01 |
| 6883. | Varun (vvv44) | 93.26 | 97% | 2015-01-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |