So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21797. | Brad (breadloafbrad) | 65.56 | 95.6% | 2021-02-13 |
| 21798. | gat (gatwtal) | 65.56 | 90% | 2016-09-19 |
| 21799. | kaffarell (kaffarell) | 65.55 | 95% | 2021-08-16 |
| 21800. | Joan Holloway (joanholloway) | 65.55 | 99% | 2014-10-30 |
| 21801. | Mitch (spaceagecrystal) | 65.55 | 94% | 2013-11-22 |
| 21802. | Maervince (maervince) | 65.55 | 94% | 2015-03-28 |
| 21803. | Steel (steeltissue) | 65.54 | 96% | 2022-10-21 |
| 21804. | Dennis (fredaroop12) | 65.54 | 85% | 2015-10-17 |
| 21805. | Dyllan (dyllancrazy) | 65.54 | 95% | 2014-09-05 |
| 21806. | Nathan (nrally) | 65.54 | 95% | 2022-10-17 |
| 21807. | Jose (sand62) | 65.54 | 94% | 2022-01-16 |
| 21808. | patrick (lucky_ninja3412) | 65.54 | 93% | 2021-02-21 |
| 21809. | Abu (abu_hussain) | 65.54 | 98% | 2021-07-10 |
| 21810. | Dhirendra (dhirubsp) | 65.54 | 96% | 2014-09-28 |
| 21811. | Victoria (cutemikitty) | 65.54 | 94% | 2011-07-26 |
| 21812. | (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━... | 65.54 | 95% | 2015-10-15 |
| 21813. | Kylei Clark (kyclark0114) | 65.53 | 98% | 2023-07-26 |
| 21814. | Maverick (aquababy) | 65.53 | 97% | 2023-04-14 |
| 21815. | Sami (codebro) | 65.53 | 96% | 2022-03-19 |
| 21816. | dango (dango100000) | 65.53 | 97% | 2020-03-13 |
| 21817. | Jack (cloudnine) | 65.53 | — | 2010-01-01 |
| 21818. | xpaze (xpaze) | 65.53 | 94.1% | 2021-02-05 |
| 21819. | Brookzerker (brookzerker) | 65.53 | 98.5% | 2021-02-02 |
| 21820. | Daniel (aw0ken) | 65.53 | 93% | 2016-01-20 |
| 21821. | Apoorv (apoorv92) | 65.53 | 98% | 2017-07-03 |
| 21822. | Jacob (js81010) | 65.52 | 95% | 2022-08-09 |
| 21823. | ni (nischalace) | 65.52 | 97% | 2021-08-04 |
| 21824. | Edrick (beezdrickz) | 65.52 | 96% | 2019-03-26 |
| 21825. | ogkatumus (ogkatumus) | 65.52 | 96% | 2020-04-24 |
| 21826. | John (mernst) | 65.52 | 96% | 2022-01-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |