I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9317. | Yindaraj (yindaraj) | 91.99 | 98% | 2026-02-03 |
| 9318. | Tim (tjson) | 91.99 | 99% | 2018-08-17 |
| 9319. | Uder (uder) | 91.99 | 92% | 2017-05-07 |
| 9320. | Nikola (shporet) | 91.98 | 99% | 2019-06-28 |
| 9321. | Smilax (smilax_09) | 91.98 | 98% | 2023-02-26 |
| 9322. | TatsumakiX (tatsumakix) | 91.98 | 96.6% | 2021-02-23 |
| 9323. | Jean (jetowl) | 91.97 | 98% | 2025-11-11 |
| 9324. | Petter (ph140) | 91.97 | 99% | 2021-09-18 |
| 9325. | fongof (fongof) | 91.97 | 98% | 2019-10-31 |
| 9326. | BBTech19 (bbtech19) | 91.96 | 96% | 2025-10-05 |
| 9327. | zerone (iamzerone) | 91.96 | 98% | 2023-02-18 |
| 9328. | oliver (sushiboyking) | 91.96 | 98% | 2022-08-28 |
| 9329. | Duxh (duxh) | 91.96 | 97% | 2021-06-25 |
| 9330. | goofusdoofus (goofusdoofus) | 91.96 | 99.4% | 2021-02-06 |
| 9331. | duy (phanhuahuuduy) | 91.95 | 98.3% | 2024-01-19 |
| 9332. | Jeffrey (jeff7263) | 91.95 | 98.3% | 2024-10-03 |
| 9333. | Xenocide (xenocidepc) | 91.94 | 99% | 2021-08-12 |
| 9334. | Xon (xonroga) | 91.94 | 97% | 2022-11-18 |
| 9335. | Goudham (hamothy_) | 91.94 | 99% | 2020-03-12 |
| 9336. | Brody (yuumi) | 91.94 | 95.4% | 2023-10-26 |
| 9337. | Oliwier (olix04) | 91.93 | 95% | 2022-07-29 |
| 9338. | RI (speedraceriyer) | 91.93 | 96% | 2023-02-17 |
| 9339. | Sarym (_sarim_) | 91.93 | 97% | 2017-07-16 |
| 9340. | J (realjohnlaw) | 91.92 | 97% | 2018-08-30 |
| 9341. | prplx (prplx) | 91.92 | 96% | 2021-12-30 |
| 9342. | peppermint (violetnunez01) | 91.92 | 99% | 2020-04-13 |
| 9343. | Agueroooo (chazgordy) | 91.92 | 98% | 2020-01-22 |
| 9344. | Ben (8enny) | 91.91 | 97% | 2021-04-08 |
| 9345. | Miranda (moonlight88) | 91.91 | 99% | 2019-02-15 |
| 9346. | SlashThat (thatsquidthere) | 91.91 | 98% | 2023-02-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |