So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10236. | Miranda (moonlight88) | 85.21 | 99% | 2019-02-12 |
| 10237. | Brent (avoc17) | 85.21 | 96% | 2021-03-14 |
| 10238. | Nick (niickgeo) | 85.21 | 97% | 2020-12-18 |
| 10239. | Ryan (rhinojc) | 85.21 | 98% | 2017-03-19 |
| 10240. | timefaker (timeassassin) | 85.20 | 98% | 2022-05-20 |
| 10241. | Andrej (demonlish) | 85.20 | 96% | 2019-05-23 |
| 10242. | Zaifix (zaifix) | 85.19 | 97% | 2019-03-06 |
| 10243. | Corn Philips (cornphilips) | 85.19 | 97.5% | 2023-09-07 |
| 10244. | SPIDER 🕷️🕸️ (mrlust) | 85.19 | 94.9% | 2023-07-25 |
| 10245. | The (thedecider) | 85.19 | 98% | 2016-03-01 |
| 10246. | Jojuh (shojubruh) | 85.18 | 97% | 2021-12-13 |
| 10247. | Harald (updatin) | 85.18 | 96% | 2023-07-16 |
| 10248. | Brandon (bqn0309) | 85.18 | 96% | 2021-06-21 |
| 10249. | Mathew (dna44) | 85.18 | 92% | 2014-05-19 |
| 10250. | tbodt (tbodt) | 85.18 | 90% | 2017-02-19 |
| 10251. | Klaus (klaus) | 85.18 | — | 2008-12-07 |
| 10252. | Ding (hotline_ding) | 85.17 | 96% | 2020-03-31 |
| 10253. | Maidenless (bigguy12) | 85.17 | 95% | 2021-12-31 |
| 10254. | G (squasy) | 85.17 | 98% | 2021-11-08 |
| 10255. | relak (nxthann) | 85.17 | 96% | 2023-05-31 |
| 10256. | n (vituperative1) | 85.17 | 95% | 2020-04-29 |
| 10257. | Augheer (augheer) | 85.17 | 96% | 2016-09-14 |
| 10258. | Tony (xmlxknight) | 85.17 | 97% | 2011-10-11 |
| 10259. | v-tec (vtec_kicked_in) | 85.16 | 97% | 2015-09-07 |
| 10260. | Invis (invis_lurker) | 85.16 | 98% | 2022-10-27 |
| 10261. | Charlie (thecharlie) | 85.16 | — | 2008-08-19 |
| 10262. | BRUUTAL (bruutal) | 85.16 | 94% | 2012-09-17 |
| 10263. | flo (jsl1990) | 85.16 | — | 2009-11-28 |
| 10264. | Buchmum (bqmn) | 85.15 | 95% | 2021-08-16 |
| 10265. | hehe (blazeclash) | 85.15 | 96% | 2022-06-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |