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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.

—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris

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16969. sparda (kamoess0) 76.09 96% 2021-06-12
16970. Ashish (ashishpatel0720) 76.09 97% 2022-08-01
16971. Shaun (shaun_c) 76.09 96% 2022-08-24
16972. PhroomPhroom (phosure47) 76.09 97% 2020-07-09
16973. J (geonjr) 76.09 93% 2011-09-26
16974. woland (omario42) 76.08 96% 2021-11-10
16975. William (williamforrester) 76.08 96.2% 2021-01-28
16976. Jett (jettlin01) 76.08 96% 2021-03-21
16977. 5pky (spooky_sec) 76.08 95% 2020-11-30
16978. Balazs (pkobeast) 76.08 96% 2018-04-15
16979. Jay Ronald (jay_ronald33) 76.08 89% 2014-06-03
16980. tres (traalala) 76.08 2009-01-30
16981. Adnan (max9999) 76.08 97% 2019-01-03
16982. Brent (coloringfood) 76.08 93% 2014-07-11
16983. Curycoo (curycoo) 76.08 97% 2012-09-30
16984. Maki (lookitsmaki) 76.08 94% 2015-06-30
16985. Forrest (mrclementines) 76.07 96% 2019-12-20
16986. Shafer (shafur) 76.07 96% 2022-07-21
16987. DeeDee (deedee09) 76.07 2010-09-02
16988. 정확도99이상 (corean) 76.07 2011-02-04
16989. Nishant (nishant) 76.07 2008-09-15
16990. paulo (ufvpaulo) 76.07 2009-09-09
16991. Mac (xmac) 76.07 91% 2014-03-14
16992. 宇都宮 虎丸 (phibatbai) 76.07 91% 2012-12-23
16993. salem (salem_coder) 76.06 96% 2023-02-16
16994. philly (smudgy123) 76.06 95% 2020-07-09
16995. Qwerty (qwertyazerty) 76.06 98% 2020-03-25
16996. mayu (mayumilk) 76.05 97% 2020-10-01
16997. Hannah (bahher) 76.05 96% 2020-11-24
16998. Cinoss (cinoss) 76.05 98% 2020-11-08

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Default (English) 86,922 82.28 August 19, 2008
Long Texts 115 85.55 December 31, 2016
Instant Death Mode 85 87.42 March 30, 2010
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Riverside Middle School 1 61.44 January 24, 2011