As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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10443. | Robby (roweki21) | 82.40 | 96% | 2021-03-07 |
10444. | Matt (hayesinc) | 82.40 | 97% | 2022-02-04 |
10445. | Jeanne (jcgoulet) | 82.40 | 98% | 2017-09-11 |
10446. | perimetro (perimetro20) | 82.40 | 96% | 2016-07-21 |
10447. | Duy (phamanhduy1990) | 82.39 | 98% | 2022-07-26 |
10448. | ♿m0zz (mozz270) | 82.39 | 88% | 2017-02-07 |
10449. | bflow (bflowers) | 82.39 | 96% | 2019-08-04 |
10450. | Ngoc (maxq42) | 82.38 | 96% | 2021-05-22 |
10451. | Adi (adirizka7) | 82.38 | 97% | 2019-04-10 |
10452. | beatrix (scalyaaaaa) | 82.37 | 98% | 2022-10-18 |
10453. | okki (okkiniikko) | 82.37 | 97% | 2022-03-28 |
10454. | Michael (rnpapi) | 82.37 | 96% | 2021-05-17 |
10455. | Garrett (grgarrett) | 82.37 | 97% | 2022-12-13 |
10456. | Regaining (amirpci) | 82.37 | 97% | 2017-07-19 |
10457. | Andrew (magnetik) | 82.37 | 99% | 2017-09-19 |
10458. | jcm (jan500) | 82.37 | 99% | 2021-11-02 |
10459. | xkia (xkia) | 82.36 | 93% | 2017-04-15 |
10460. | Nobody (anhddo) | 82.36 | 98% | 2022-02-01 |
10461. | kyle (miamisideburns) | 82.36 | 98% | 2023-05-14 |
10462. | Carl (carlalalala) | 82.36 | 97% | 2021-02-08 |
10463. | SJ (cwr_sej) | 82.36 | 95.3% | 2023-09-22 |
10464. | Nancy (nancyqnguyen) | 82.36 | 96.8% | 2021-01-29 |
10465. | maestro (maestro778) | 82.35 | 96% | 2018-10-17 |
10466. | SubKnautic (subknautic) | 82.35 | 96% | 2022-01-29 |
10467. | Tai (leanhtaiit) | 82.35 | 99% | 2021-04-22 |
10468. | Kevin (kasistores) | 82.34 | 97% | 2017-11-25 |
10469. | Nick (spigmite) | 82.34 | 98.1% | 2021-02-15 |
10470. | matan (malsonic) | 82.34 | 95% | 2022-02-16 |
10471. | Absolut (rluyen) | 82.34 | 96% | 2015-09-26 |
10472. | alex (alexbread) | 82.33 | 98% | 2023-07-06 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |