The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9331. | brian (earracer) | 90.17 | 96% | 2024-11-07 |
| 9332. | Craig (tinnedcarrots) | 90.17 | 99.2% | 2024-01-23 |
| 9333. | anxious (anxioussheep) | 90.17 | 98% | 2021-08-20 |
| 9334. | Sumeo-Okami (paolo321) | 90.17 | 96% | 2022-06-27 |
| 9335. | Anders (andersg1) | 90.17 | 98.3% | 2021-02-26 |
| 9336. | jason (pravus) | 90.17 | 96% | 2012-02-07 |
| 9337. | kbd67 mkii dark jades (ligma) | 90.17 | 97% | 2023-09-06 |
| 9338. | Marc (gx2980) | 90.17 | 98% | 2011-07-06 |
| 9339. | Christine (christi124) | 90.16 | 97% | 2018-04-01 |
| 9340. | David (reynupj) | 90.16 | 98.5% | 2024-04-16 |
| 9341. | Jan (janpaint4221) | 90.16 | 96% | 2025-06-22 |
| 9342. | Richard (risa401) | 90.16 | 96% | 2015-11-11 |
| 9343. | Marc (marcaboveall) | 90.16 | 90% | 2016-04-23 |
| 9344. | mado (mado_) | 90.15 | 97% | 2023-06-08 |
| 9345. | Josh (hsoj1) | 90.15 | 97.4% | 2024-01-24 |
| 9346. | Henry (henryhe) | 90.15 | 95% | 2017-04-22 |
| 9347. | Jon (jrowephoto) | 90.14 | 96% | 2016-03-14 |
| 9348. | Platipuss (dhrubv) | 90.13 | 98% | 2025-05-18 |
| 9349. | Xiao (xiaosuji) | 90.13 | 97.6% | 2024-05-30 |
| 9350. | Alex (lordnexb) | 90.13 | 92% | 2013-06-23 |
| 9351. | Mijo (marimahuna) | 90.13 | 98% | 2020-10-28 |
| 9352. | fml (fmldave89) | 90.13 | 98% | 2024-07-11 |
| 9353. | PinkSpam (tomato_head) | 90.13 | 98.5% | 2025-02-17 |
| 9354. | thelifeofpablo (smallyeglaz... | 90.12 | 97% | 2025-05-04 |
| 9355. | Jon Clarence (jclh127) | 90.12 | 97% | 2020-12-27 |
| 9356. | Vikki (vinka) | 90.12 | 97% | 2011-05-17 |
| 9357. | christian (wahing) | 90.12 | 94% | 2012-05-05 |
| 9358. | Dimitrius Havasnia Williams... | 90.11 | 95.7% | 2024-12-23 |
| 9359. | JPJP (prodjpjp) | 90.11 | 98% | 2024-01-29 |
| 9360. | Kingwana (carelessgallus2) | 90.11 | 97.4% | 2024-06-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |