Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9222. | Simmons1 (_simmons) | 87.20 | 97.2% | 2023-09-18 |
| 9223. | (toucht) | 87.19 | — | 2008-10-26 |
| 9224. | (imnotcraze) | 87.19 | 98% | 2021-01-14 |
| 9225. | kr02lc (kreadzz) | 87.19 | 95% | 2022-04-21 |
| 9226. | stardust (stardustmsp) | 87.19 | 98% | 2023-04-25 |
| 9227. | (tachankabestop) | 87.18 | 97% | 2018-10-09 |
| 9228. | (slasherkev) | 87.18 | 98% | 2018-04-24 |
| 9229. | (18dylan18) | 87.17 | 96% | 2015-06-21 |
| 9230. | Jeff (triaminic) | 87.17 | 93% | 2013-10-13 |
| 9231. | (nesharps) | 87.17 | 93% | 2016-04-14 |
| 9232. | (andersg1) | 87.17 | 98% | 2020-12-31 |
| 9233. | (tenac1ty) | 87.17 | 99% | 2020-06-12 |
| 9234. | (glorfindel1976) | 87.16 | — | 2008-11-03 |
| 9235. | (jonez52) | 87.16 | — | 2011-04-19 |
| 9236. | Pie (pie4) | 87.16 | 96% | 2014-05-24 |
| 9237. | (rewkakashka) | 87.16 | — | 2011-02-28 |
| 9238. | (xhye) | 87.15 | 96% | 2015-05-29 |
| 9239. | (buy_me_a_keeb) | 87.15 | 97% | 2020-12-28 |
| 9240. | Olaf (olaf_surgut) | 87.15 | 96% | 2021-01-03 |
| 9241. | (jeffrey_chen99) | 87.15 | 97% | 2020-03-07 |
| 9242. | (neens) | 87.15 | 95% | 2013-07-25 |
| 9243. | em;)y (emwinky) | 87.14 | — | 2010-05-18 |
| 9244. | (n_h999) | 87.14 | 91% | 2017-02-15 |
| 9245. | (sciron00) | 87.14 | 97% | 2013-02-26 |
| 9246. | (youngson) | 87.14 | 98% | 2018-09-27 |
| 9247. | (pasta3) | 87.14 | 98% | 2021-12-23 |
| 9248. | Buruburu (buruburu) | 87.14 | — | 2009-07-30 |
| 9249. | (imbigman) | 87.14 | 97% | 2022-10-06 |
| 9250. | (melonthenoob) | 87.14 | 97% | 2021-09-17 |
| 9251. | Clarence (jeffdaddybezos) | 87.13 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |