So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12313. | Nate (leclownfou) | 81.24 | 99% | 2017-07-21 |
| 12314. | Selinski (itz_selinski) | 81.23 | 95% | 2023-05-13 |
| 12315. | Maarek (zechs6437) | 81.23 | 96% | 2012-10-23 |
| 12316. | Charles (dubman1) | 81.23 | 96% | 2017-01-17 |
| 12317. | tstats[metroidam11] (metroi... | 81.23 | 95% | 2011-05-21 |
| 12318. | Grog (grogdk) | 81.23 | 97% | 2021-05-26 |
| 12319. | Naqet (naqet) | 81.23 | 95.7% | 2023-10-22 |
| 12320. | chiucy (chiucy) | 81.23 | — | 2009-09-20 |
| 12321. | Kevin (hyperdubz) | 81.23 | 96% | 2016-09-03 |
| 12322. | Aleksandar (inco) | 81.23 | — | 2008-12-07 |
| 12323. | Mayara (marezita) | 81.22 | 96% | 2020-10-14 |
| 12324. | Zams0 (oofman666) | 81.22 | 95% | 2020-08-25 |
| 12325. | Bubba (pumkinsmasher57) | 81.22 | 96% | 2020-12-30 |
| 12326. | Nathan (nate_k_) | 81.22 | 92% | 2014-06-17 |
| 12327. | Downtempo (33ro) | 81.22 | 94% | 2016-09-19 |
| 12328. | chunky (wbcracer) | 81.22 | 98% | 2018-11-30 |
| 12329. | Zebezian (zebezian) | 81.21 | 91% | 2014-03-15 |
| 12330. | Pranoy (promax) | 81.21 | 96% | 2022-09-17 |
| 12331. | . (pexilus) | 81.21 | 96.8% | 2023-06-10 |
| 12332. | n (nrousseau339) | 81.21 | 98% | 2019-12-30 |
| 12333. | Taz (tazziemonster) | 81.21 | 98% | 2014-05-23 |
| 12334. | Adrian (xexsilium) | 81.21 | 93% | 2014-02-17 |
| 12335. | Akash (akash_wanted) | 81.21 | 97% | 2015-02-10 |
| 12336. | Oliwier (olix04) | 81.20 | 96% | 2022-05-31 |
| 12337. | Nick (aaaywhatup) | 81.20 | 96% | 2021-12-22 |
| 12338. | Alwin (alwin1909) | 81.20 | 96% | 2021-09-22 |
| 12339. | Tom (mikeoxverylong) | 81.20 | 96% | 2021-08-24 |
| 12340. | Josh (coolboier) | 81.20 | 97% | 2019-10-23 |
| 12341. | Roberto (bertdog1995) | 81.19 | 98% | 2022-02-11 |
| 12342. | Devin (dmkbills) | 81.19 | 98% | 2012-10-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |