As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17650. | HarHarMahadev (abhis) | 67.18 | 97% | 2017-01-20 |
| 17651. | Josh (razor_sharp7) | 67.17 | 94% | 2017-01-04 |
| 17652. | Viru (virulentis) | 67.17 | 95% | 2019-03-05 |
| 17653. | Krimson (krimson101) | 67.17 | 95% | 2022-07-26 |
| 17654. | Drunk (drunken72) | 67.17 | 98% | 2023-09-12 |
| 17655. | fuzzed (fuzionite) | 67.17 | 92% | 2020-09-10 |
| 17656. | codingmickey (kj_mickey) | 67.17 | 95% | 2022-02-07 |
| 17657. | RayKuro (ray_kuro) | 67.17 | 97% | 2023-09-12 |
| 17658. | Dej (dejaylobs) | 67.17 | 93% | 2020-11-10 |
| 17659. | Anton (alejendaryguy) | 67.17 | 96% | 2020-09-02 |
| 17660. | snow (interfenestration) | 67.16 | 95% | 2019-09-23 |
| 17661. | edgar (bumbleblast) | 67.16 | 97% | 2019-09-24 |
| 17662. | bob (grannysoso) | 67.15 | 97% | 2023-08-03 |
| 17663. | Alan (liquidalanzhu39) | 67.15 | 89% | 2016-11-08 |
| 17664. | Slow Dog (evillorddenie) | 67.15 | 97% | 2025-07-02 |
| 17665. | penpen2 (penpen2) | 67.15 | 97% | 2021-03-17 |
| 17666. | sevem (sevem) | 67.14 | 95% | 2024-07-28 |
| 17667. | Im not a country (taiwankim) | 67.14 | 94% | 2021-10-02 |
| 17668. | DigBick (itzdatfooyo) | 67.14 | 90% | 2016-11-04 |
| 17669. | hades (akamex) | 67.14 | 98% | 2021-02-01 |
| 17670. | Cameron (xerxes_backwards) | 67.14 | 95% | 2020-09-16 |
| 17671. | Patrick (swave150) | 67.14 | 96% | 2020-12-11 |
| 17672. | DB21 (db_21) | 67.14 | 95% | 2020-04-18 |
| 17673. | ftbnd (ftbnd) | 67.14 | 94% | 2020-08-23 |
| 17674. | diana (proana) | 67.13 | 98% | 2021-01-26 |
| 17675. | Roni (roju_) | 67.13 | 94% | 2015-04-22 |
| 17676. | Charles (charlesod) | 67.13 | 95.1% | 2021-02-15 |
| 17677. | Mike (pit820) | 67.13 | 96% | 2020-08-14 |
| 17678. | Geral (aldee_s) | 67.13 | 93% | 2016-04-20 |
| 17679. | Himanshu (himanharsh) | 67.12 | 96% | 2023-05-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |