Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13527. | Turning 14 in 2 Weeks! (spe... | 79.41 | 96% | 2021-01-14 |
| 13528. | USA! (kieranglaister) | 79.41 | 92% | 2014-02-06 |
| 13529. | Mouchachos (mouchachos) | 79.41 | 98% | 2017-04-24 |
| 13530. | Kaz (kaz_the_kuz) | 79.41 | 99% | 2017-02-26 |
| 13531. | Jovana (jovana1000) | 79.40 | 98% | 2022-07-31 |
| 13532. | tslrelease720 (tsl720) | 79.40 | 96% | 2023-07-16 |
| 13533. | Jed (jedmedina) | 79.40 | 98% | 2021-10-19 |
| 13534. | Tyler (tylur_is_awesome) | 79.40 | 94% | 2013-11-20 |
| 13535. | Thueras (thueras) | 79.40 | 95% | 2014-06-23 |
| 13536. | jeff (scor) | 79.40 | 90% | 2014-03-08 |
| 13537. | Mew (mw46) | 79.40 | 97% | 2016-11-17 |
| 13538. | Crissvil (khadaffy) | 79.40 | — | 2010-12-29 |
| 13539. | kyleculus (kyleculus) | 79.39 | 96% | 2021-03-17 |
| 13540. | Juan (linuxguy0481) | 79.39 | — | 2010-07-05 |
| 13541. | Igor (taiproductions) | 79.38 | 98% | 2019-06-07 |
| 13542. | (monpre) | 79.38 | 96% | 2017-11-21 |
| 13543. | HamP (hamzaabamboo) | 79.37 | 95% | 2016-05-03 |
| 13544. | rajnish (rajnishkumar31) | 79.37 | 97% | 2022-10-02 |
| 13545. | LeSlow (leslow) | 79.37 | 96% | 2022-11-17 |
| 13546. | Gabby (gabbychan) | 79.37 | 98% | 2022-08-26 |
| 13547. | Vella (xeronol) | 79.37 | 92% | 2014-03-28 |
| 13548. | NELiXERY (nelixery) | 79.37 | 99% | 2013-02-10 |
| 13549. | Wayne (kw97) | 79.37 | 94% | 2013-01-04 |
| 13550. | Apoorv (apoorv16) | 79.37 | 99% | 2018-07-26 |
| 13551. | sheep (superstealthysheep) | 79.36 | 96% | 2022-04-14 |
| 13552. | 🐳 (nenene) | 79.36 | 98% | 2019-10-27 |
| 13553. | Evelyn (evelynji) | 79.36 | 98% | 2022-06-14 |
| 13554. | Lyric (lyric39) | 79.36 | 96% | 2019-04-23 |
| 13555. | Ignite (ignite) | 79.36 | 89% | 2012-12-27 |
| 13556. | Nagi (rakuramen) | 79.35 | 95% | 2020-04-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |