So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6328. | Jamie (rium10) | 94.84 | 97% | 2021-06-17 |
| 6329. | Perserus (perserus) | 94.84 | — | 2011-03-11 |
| 6330. | Oliver (prrifth) | 94.83 | 99% | 2019-01-21 |
| 6331. | a (jibs__) | 94.83 | 98% | 2021-06-26 |
| 6332. | aj (peanut2004) | 94.83 | 98% | 2020-12-17 |
| 6333. | Paul (psin) | 94.83 | 98% | 2017-10-26 |
| 6334. | Pin (chessmani) | 94.83 | — | 2009-05-23 |
| 6335. | Angly (liciti) | 94.83 | 97% | 2014-03-02 |
| 6336. | Dan (wrightdp) | 94.83 | 96% | 2016-03-01 |
| 6337. | alexander (agizzlefizzle123) | 94.83 | 92% | 2014-10-06 |
| 6338. | RI (speedraceriyer) | 94.82 | 98% | 2023-01-13 |
| 6339. | Ivan (ivke) | 94.82 | 96% | 2013-06-05 |
| 6340. | Alexey (reggies) | 94.82 | 96% | 2017-01-04 |
| 6341. | Jordan (quitty123456789) | 94.81 | 92% | 2013-12-15 |
| 6342. | Romi (romino) | 94.80 | 99% | 2021-01-13 |
| 6343. | burptodo (shadyxmd) | 94.80 | 98% | 2018-12-15 |
| 6344. | Ardon (acernik21) | 94.79 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
| 6345. | `|habahaba|´ (wuahwuah) | 94.79 | 92% | 2014-06-20 |
| 6346. | Vella (xeronol) | 94.79 | 93% | 2016-10-14 |
| 6347. | Joshua (sieepyhead) | 94.79 | 95% | 2013-12-01 |
| 6348. | deviazn (deviazn) | 94.78 | 97% | 2023-09-10 |
| 6349. | Sourav (sourav1230) | 94.78 | 98% | 2020-07-30 |
| 6350. | Silent_One (get_a_lif3) | 94.77 | 97% | 2017-09-27 |
| 6351. | Ryu (ryusong) | 94.77 | 96.9% | 2021-01-28 |
| 6352. | Justin (xpirep) | 94.76 | 97% | 2019-11-26 |
| 6353. | Will (greggaz) | 94.76 | 99% | 2021-07-15 |
| 6354. | ◭pokegeek◭ (pokegeek) | 94.76 | 98% | 2019-10-10 |
| 6355. | HotClaw (hotclaw) | 94.75 | 99% | 2021-09-20 |
| 6356. | Uros (uroskrunic1988) | 94.75 | 98% | 2021-02-11 |
| 6357. | Firoz (firozjehangir) | 94.75 | 98% | 2012-10-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |