See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6567. | Jacob (solace72) | 91.89 | 98% | 2020-08-09 |
| 6568. | hemlös (olgatorsk) | 91.89 | 97% | 2019-09-05 |
| 6569. | Vrox (vrowvy) | 91.88 | 98% | 2024-12-22 |
| 6570. | hero (iknowhtml) | 91.88 | 97.7% | 2025-01-19 |
| 6571. | Kaj (kaizerkaj) | 91.88 | 97% | 2023-01-04 |
| 6572. | J (fortunapls) | 91.88 | 100% | 2020-01-16 |
| 6573. | breadstick (main32134) | 91.86 | 98% | 2021-03-06 |
| 6574. | paully7 (paully7) | 91.86 | 98% | 2021-12-20 |
| 6575. | Mokely (circusmonkey) | 91.86 | 97% | 2022-08-31 |
| 6576. | Danila (dnlhc) | 91.86 | 98% | 2022-06-08 |
| 6577. | aaa (adric96) | 91.84 | 97% | 2022-03-16 |
| 6578. | AcidSid009 (acidsid) | 91.84 | 97% | 2022-03-21 |
| 6579. | Carebear (carebearknklbxr) | 91.84 | 98% | 2023-05-12 |
| 6580. | Megan (megceratops) | 91.84 | 97% | 2022-09-19 |
| 6581. | Theo (theodosis_aga) | 91.84 | 96% | 2021-11-24 |
| 6582. | Mario (dmfz) | 91.83 | 99% | 2021-09-13 |
| 6583. | boris (borisu) | 91.82 | 98% | 2022-02-22 |
| 6584. | Xequit10 (xequit420) | 91.82 | 98% | 2022-01-15 |
| 6585. | rUbbish (rubbisheap) | 91.82 | 98% | 2020-06-30 |
| 6586. | thomas (thomaspoku) | 91.81 | 98.1% | 2025-01-09 |
| 6587. | neo (eliteneo) | 91.81 | 98% | 2022-02-07 |
| 6588. | Destroyer (unstoppable1) | 91.80 | 97% | 2023-07-28 |
| 6589. | Rocco (not_that_great) | 91.80 | 97% | 2020-05-10 |
| 6590. | Sardar Taha (dice111) | 91.80 | 96% | 2020-03-07 |
| 6591. | SuckaSurprise (suckasurprise) | 91.79 | 97% | 2022-08-14 |
| 6592. | Jeremy (superjeremy) | 91.79 | 98% | 2021-01-11 |
| 6593. | Kimberly (kimberlynf) | 91.79 | 99% | 2022-04-09 |
| 6594. | Daniel (danielchoy95) | 91.79 | 99% | 2021-01-06 |
| 6595. | Errol (sir_errol) | 91.78 | 99% | 2020-05-22 |
| 6596. | Djordje (djozlioni) | 91.77 | 95% | 2025-03-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |