Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27269. | Zune (easiest) | 57.59 | 89% | 2013-01-12 |
| 27270. | Emil F. (freisell) | 57.59 | 86% | 2017-01-27 |
| 27271. | oOoOoO'' (rokas1997) | 57.58 | 97% | 2014-06-01 |
| 27272. | Pankaj (pankaj_gupta) | 57.58 | — | 2009-10-11 |
| 27273. | k (catz) | 57.58 | — | 2009-09-08 |
| 27274. | Eloisa (eloisav) | 57.58 | 95% | 2020-09-27 |
| 27275. | Ann (rain390) | 57.58 | 97% | 2014-03-30 |
| 27276. | Slow & Steady (zeeshan89) | 57.58 | 98% | 2021-05-26 |
| 27277. | Lustralis (lustralis) | 57.57 | 95% | 2013-03-24 |
| 27278. | qtq🐇🍊🍰 (qtqtq) | 57.57 | 98% | 2018-12-20 |
| 27279. | Ross (rossmawd) | 57.57 | 95% | 2023-02-20 |
| 27280. | Aj (ajtyperperson) | 57.57 | 99.7% | 2023-10-11 |
| 27281. | Paige (pfernandes_) | 57.57 | 97% | 2021-08-29 |
| 27282. | Justin (jjsu1218) | 57.57 | 95% | 2018-09-11 |
| 27283. | 1GuyLykDat (one_guy_lyk_dat) | 57.57 | 97% | 2022-06-30 |
| 27284. | treetop83 (treetop83) | 57.57 | 97% | 2023-06-09 |
| 27285. | Finky (tinimilman) | 57.56 | 95% | 2013-06-13 |
| 27286. | Xent (xent) | 57.56 | 87% | 2015-06-26 |
| 27287. | saeednezamy@gmail.com (saee... | 57.56 | 92% | 2013-10-04 |
| 27288. | ix4l (ix4l19) | 57.56 | 96.3% | 2021-02-09 |
| 27289. | seki (seki12mu) | 57.56 | 96.1% | 2023-10-27 |
| 27290. | nial (nial15) | 57.55 | 98% | 2018-03-08 |
| 27291. | Rebekka (rebekkah) | 57.55 | — | 2010-02-04 |
| 27292. | Lance (cloakedhalo96) | 57.55 | 94% | 2016-09-01 |
| 27293. | Timothy (timoteyo) | 57.55 | 96% | 2015-01-22 |
| 27294. | Aheartz (idul_aheartz06) | 57.55 | 96% | 2022-04-12 |
| 27295. | Geirdriful (geirdriful) | 57.55 | 96% | 2021-06-04 |
| 27296. | roth (roth_31) | 57.55 | 98% | 2022-01-24 |
| 27297. | 🔮Ârnaldø🔮 (zerozemos) | 57.54 | 95.8% | 2023-08-14 |
| 27298. | DS (dsjtt) | 57.54 | 95% | 2020-12-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |