I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2908. | typeMonkey (type_monkey_fast) | 72.48 | 96.5% | 2024-12-05 |
| 2909. | LIVELI (liveli123) | 72.48 | 96.8% | 2023-10-25 |
| 2910. | Dimar (noobtyperhehe) | 72.48 | 95.7% | 2024-07-12 |
| 2911. | Cristian (crism123dm) | 72.48 | 96% | 2023-11-24 |
| 2912. | Amr (amrstien) | 72.48 | 96% | 2023-07-20 |
| 2913. | kazuma (kazuma1605) | 72.48 | 96% | 2023-08-12 |
| 2914. | JArganLouise (jarganlouise) | 72.45 | 95% | 2025-02-21 |
| 2915. | mustaf3 (mustaf3) | 72.41 | 97.4% | 2024-04-14 |
| 2916. | Rennex (nixoneen) | 72.41 | 95.7% | 2023-11-22 |
| 2917. | cubus (cubscubs) | 72.38 | 94% | 2023-08-19 |
| 2918. | Galngam (galngam) | 72.36 | 96.7% | 2024-05-06 |
| 2919. | buddy (buddy42069) | 72.32 | 95% | 2024-11-29 |
| 2920. | AMSAY (amsay) | 72.32 | 98% | 2023-10-30 |
| 2921. | Asif Khan (asifkkkhan) | 72.32 | 97% | 2023-07-24 |
| 2922. | marshal (marsh_bora3y) | 72.31 | 97% | 2023-11-09 |
| 2923. | Ekshore (ekshore) | 72.30 | 97.3% | 2023-08-12 |
| 2924. | Xenophon (xenophon01) | 72.19 | 93.8% | 2023-05-30 |
| 2925. | Tuan Anh (tuananh1805) | 72.19 | 96% | 2023-09-09 |
| 2926. | Isaac (stretchysilver) | 72.16 | 97% | 2024-02-29 |
| 2927. | Manu (manuruz) | 72.14 | 95% | 2024-06-04 |
| 2928. | Sandesh (sandeshjoshi) | 72.12 | 96% | 2023-07-20 |
| 2929. | DongJuan (dongjuan) | 72.09 | 97% | 2023-08-11 |
| 2930. | CB04 (cb04) | 72.04 | 95.7% | 2024-06-29 |
| 2931. | Max Xie (alien13) | 72.02 | 97% | 2023-08-25 |
| 2932. | pshallow16 (pshallow16) | 72.01 | 96% | 2023-05-03 |
| 2933. | kkobuk (kkobukchipp) | 71.97 | 95.8% | 2023-05-21 |
| 2934. | milan777 (milan888) | 71.95 | 93.8% | 2024-05-10 |
| 2935. | Derek (thebomistrue) | 71.95 | 96% | 2023-04-18 |
| 2936. | SW3P (itsswep) | 71.94 | 95% | 2024-12-13 |
| 2937. | nigerium (bajtek1199) | 71.93 | 95% | 2023-05-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |