So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32764. | Petter (noclue) | 47.79 | 89% | 2015-05-13 |
| 32765. | akash (akash30) | 47.79 | — | 2010-04-22 |
| 32766. | Turtly (turtly) | 47.78 | 95% | 2021-10-18 |
| 32767. | aus (aquafish) | 47.78 | 92.6% | 2021-01-28 |
| 32768. | Kranthi (darkkb) | 47.78 | 92.3% | 2023-10-12 |
| 32769. | YuenLai (yuenlai0829) | 47.78 | 98% | 2012-11-12 |
| 32770. | Stian (officialsdb) | 47.78 | 94% | 2018-10-04 |
| 32771. | kira (chucklovesarah) | 47.78 | 96% | 2013-06-19 |
| 32772. | tstats[aucker] (aucker) | 47.77 | 96% | 2022-08-04 |
| 32773. | MK (mk005) | 47.77 | 95% | 2023-07-22 |
| 32774. | dendrose (dendrose) | 47.77 | 95.4% | 2023-10-18 |
| 32775. | Adam (adamlissybenjamin) | 47.77 | 95% | 2020-05-08 |
| 32776. | Tobias (puchafx) | 47.77 | 93% | 2020-06-22 |
| 32777. | Joshua (mis_hurd) | 47.77 | 96% | 2018-03-18 |
| 32778. | Florin (florinmazilu) | 47.77 | 95% | 2016-10-28 |
| 32779. | SATISH (satishreddy) | 47.77 | 92% | 2017-01-06 |
| 32780. | Aj (ajtyperperson) | 47.76 | 98% | 2023-03-27 |
| 32781. | Mohd Firoj (firoj286) | 47.76 | 97% | 2023-10-05 |
| 32782. | Sen² (seanblah) | 47.76 | 95% | 2018-06-12 |
| 32783. | JheMee (ayyjhey) | 47.76 | 94% | 2022-02-06 |
| 32784. | Hayrra (hedooxx) | 47.76 | 97% | 2021-11-30 |
| 32785. | ♠Birder (daltonman11) | 47.76 | 92% | 2014-04-07 |
| 32786. | Alex (xenocid) | 47.76 | 91% | 2016-08-26 |
| 32787. | David... (risi0987) | 47.75 | 95% | 2023-09-26 |
| 32788. | __tempter (__tempter) | 47.75 | 97% | 2022-06-14 |
| 32789. | fella (fellasaurus) | 47.75 | 97% | 2021-07-13 |
| 32790. | Ted (t3ddybgam3) | 47.75 | 92% | 2017-04-25 |
| 32791. | none_of_ur_business (underc... | 47.75 | 94% | 2020-03-29 |
| 32792. | Tyler (huynher) | 47.75 | 87% | 2016-03-29 |
| 32793. | PHAN (phantran) | 47.75 | 97% | 2013-10-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |