I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9649. | Intertial (yuvi_birdi) | 87.34 | 97% | 2023-02-01 |
| 9650. | Paul (pk234) | 87.34 | 99% | 2022-06-20 |
| 9651. | h3rcul35 =) (guyfromindia) | 87.33 | 97.1% | 2025-02-16 |
| 9652. | violinninja (violinninja) | 87.33 | 96.4% | 2025-01-02 |
| 9653. | Erson (ecmacatangay) | 87.32 | 97% | 2019-11-14 |
| 9654. | Saidoh (saidoh) | 87.32 | 98% | 2018-02-19 |
| 9655. | henpenben (henpenben) | 87.32 | 96% | 2019-07-31 |
| 9656. | Corey (genie336) | 87.32 | 96% | 2015-04-15 |
| 9657. | Bloodplasma (bloodplasma) | 87.31 | 97% | 2018-10-24 |
| 9658. | Lalit Singh (lalitsr24) | 87.31 | 97% | 2023-03-20 |
| 9659. | abnf (abnf) | 87.31 | 98% | 2022-12-05 |
| 9660. | Anders (ahg1) | 87.31 | 98% | 2021-06-02 |
| 9661. | abh1sh3k (abh1sh3k) | 87.31 | 98% | 2021-12-29 |
| 9662. | The Yellow King (jharwell626) | 87.31 | 94% | 2015-11-16 |
| 9663. | Jake (jakejungkook) | 87.30 | 98% | 2023-02-14 |
| 9664. | Darapsas (darapsas) | 87.30 | 97% | 2019-07-01 |
| 9665. | Aryan (strife05) | 87.29 | 97.8% | 2024-01-20 |
| 9666. | Jane (janemcdermott) | 87.29 | 95% | 2024-02-07 |
| 9667. | James (muppetmstr) | 87.29 | 99% | 2017-11-02 |
| 9668. | Sinatec (ttv_sinatec) | 87.29 | 96% | 2020-09-14 |
| 9669. | ΨTransmigrationOfSoulsΨ (... | 87.29 | 98% | 2017-08-04 |
| 9670. | Kevin (xenephoid) | 87.29 | 96% | 2019-03-27 |
| 9671. | Justin (leethelethal) | 87.28 | 97% | 2021-03-01 |
| 9672. | Bendik (bibben) | 87.28 | 99% | 2022-07-18 |
| 9673. | yang (yangtyper) | 87.28 | 96% | 2023-01-18 |
| 9674. | Brim (brimcap) | 87.28 | 96% | 2021-09-14 |
| 9675. | lvs (psychosomatic) | 87.28 | 97% | 2021-05-30 |
| 9676. | nicole (nicolesss) | 87.28 | 98% | 2015-08-10 |
| 9677. | Cheazy (bigsaucy) | 87.27 | 94% | 2016-11-24 |
| 9678. | Jessica (usernametook) | 87.27 | 93% | 2016-10-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |