So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20004. | ahmed (thebeliever) | 68.21 | 88% | 2015-10-30 |
| 20005. | NinjR (gingerninjr) | 68.21 | 89% | 2014-06-04 |
| 20006. | Vivian (modernnighthail) | 68.20 | 96% | 2021-06-01 |
| 20007. | Angel (earthangel101) | 68.20 | 97% | 2022-03-26 |
| 20008. | N (felignis) | 68.20 | 95% | 2013-05-04 |
| 20009. | DJ (coolndcomfy) | 68.20 | — | 2008-10-04 |
| 20010. | vishal (vishal78) | 68.20 | — | 2009-07-02 |
| 20011. | WannaSEEmore? (just_abu) | 68.19 | 94% | 2022-09-07 |
| 20012. | Emma (emmakubrick00) | 68.19 | 95% | 2021-05-16 |
| 20013. | Ayush (the_dealer) | 68.19 | 97% | 2021-07-24 |
| 20014. | VitalBuggy (vitalbuggy) | 68.19 | 94% | 2020-12-29 |
| 20015. | rie (rie122) | 68.19 | 96% | 2020-12-17 |
| 20016. | APO (apoplexy2001) | 68.18 | 96% | 2022-03-15 |
| 20017. | CW (chuanwee) | 68.18 | 99% | 2023-03-11 |
| 20018. | jared (sadtom) | 68.18 | 97% | 2021-04-03 |
| 20019. | Debarghya (d33dy) | 68.18 | 82% | 2013-02-10 |
| 20020. | Andy (andy_007) | 68.17 | 92% | 2016-05-03 |
| 20021. | Taylor (kryxilis) | 68.17 | 90% | 2015-10-14 |
| 20022. | ducthanh150792 (ducthanh150... | 68.17 | 98% | 2018-07-10 |
| 20023. | you touch my (xdidox) | 68.17 | 96% | 2018-01-07 |
| 20024. | DonkeyKong (pacex_) | 68.16 | 96% | 2021-12-21 |
| 20025. | Mohaimin Shovon (mzshovon) | 68.16 | 98% | 2022-09-30 |
| 20026. | Ferno (fernoflake) | 68.16 | 96% | 2021-03-14 |
| 20027. | DJ (dominic8888) | 68.16 | — | 2010-04-01 |
| 20028. | eryoma (eryoma) | 68.16 | 95% | 2016-04-29 |
| 20029. | do (donhankiet) | 68.16 | 98% | 2015-03-31 |
| 20030. | Michael (deathdonut) | 68.16 | 89% | 2014-05-07 |
| 20031. | VietNamese (conghits) | 68.16 | 95% | 2012-07-10 |
| 20032. | Amy (amy159) | 68.16 | 91% | 2014-07-07 |
| 20033. | Cod3 (cod3_catz) | 68.15 | 95% | 2018-05-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |