So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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8984. | Shivam Rai (shivamrai162) | 87.39 | 98% | 2023-07-16 |
8985. | Matt (bigmtg25) | 87.39 | 97% | 2011-08-11 |
8986. | taro (doysid) | 87.38 | 99% | 2018-05-26 |
8987. | Abqw112 (abqw112) | 87.38 | 97% | 2020-07-10 |
8988. | asciiman (swishkebab) | 87.38 | 91% | 2013-06-09 |
8989. | $10WalmartKeyboard (devohun... | 87.38 | 92% | 2013-05-02 |
8990. | Fix (neqoz) | 87.38 | 97% | 2017-10-20 |
8991. | Coby (nintorii) | 87.38 | 95% | 2014-08-02 |
8992. | Aravind (aravind_krd) | 87.38 | — | 2009-09-16 |
8993. | Paul (___paul___) | 87.37 | 97% | 2022-03-27 |
8994. | Gokulakannan (comrade1) | 87.37 | 95% | 2021-04-09 |
8995. | Atticus (plutakis) | 87.37 | 93% | 2017-01-12 |
8996. | Matthew (pencilboy2) | 87.37 | — | 2010-04-25 |
8997. | Allan (ajdx88) | 87.36 | 98% | 2017-09-04 |
8998. | Dragon99999 (dragon99999) | 87.36 | 96.5% | 2023-10-07 |
8999. | Laurie my love (bossrubik) | 87.36 | 96% | 2015-11-18 |
9000. | Nanda (d_kunil) | 87.35 | 98% | 2018-06-11 |
9001. | Xavier (xcperez) | 87.35 | 98% | 2021-10-12 |
9002. | PikaPower (pikapower) | 87.35 | — | 2010-12-29 |
9003. | じょりちっち (jorichi... | 87.35 | 99% | 2019-06-15 |
9004. | Ashish (cty27love) | 87.35 | — | 2011-01-26 |
9005. | Wasabi (wasabiattack) | 87.35 | 97% | 2012-06-24 |
9006. | Gaal (lgv315) | 87.35 | — | 2008-09-03 |
9007. | Diana (dkl2108_dvorak) | 87.35 | — | 2010-09-03 |
9008. | Casual (casual_dude) | 87.35 | 97% | 2017-06-13 |
9009. | joanne (joannekim63) | 87.34 | 97% | 2021-12-12 |
9010. | Nat (nat221b) | 87.34 | 97% | 2023-05-02 |
9011. | Zoran (srbija) | 87.34 | — | 2008-12-18 |
9012. | Suriya (sunsuri) | 87.33 | 98% | 2023-06-13 |
9013. | Joel (jsandyt9) | 87.33 | 97% | 2019-02-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |