And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2487. | The cute girl likes pink (o... | 123.73 | 99% | 2021-11-16 |
| 2488. | Brockton (ztgstover) | 123.73 | 97% | 2023-07-13 |
| 2489. | adam (mradam) | 123.73 | 94% | 2015-12-25 |
| 2490. | (hammondjx) | 123.72 | — | 2009-07-15 |
| 2491. | gang (freetayk) | 123.72 | 99% | 2017-11-21 |
| 2492. | at my own pace (mijacim) | 123.71 | 98% | 2023-04-12 |
| 2493. | William (raincake) | 123.71 | — | 2011-03-24 |
| 2494. | Austin (austinwduncan) | 123.71 | 98% | 2017-04-23 |
| 2495. | A (axnguyen77) | 123.71 | 97% | 2014-11-07 |
| 2496. | Dylan (kdcoolcm) | 123.70 | 100% | 2019-10-23 |
| 2497. | LoganCrone (steevywonder) | 123.69 | 97% | 2013-09-26 |
| 2498. | Bam (bam189) | 123.69 | 97% | 2011-12-02 |
| 2499. | Greg (superhsu) | 123.69 | — | 2010-10-17 |
| 2500. | j (josephsong1998) | 123.68 | 98% | 2022-01-27 |
| 2501. | Andrew (agent01) | 123.68 | 99% | 2020-03-24 |
| 2502. | Edvinas (bull3tf) | 123.67 | 99% | 2020-08-25 |
| 2503. | Milos (xcoder) | 123.66 | — | 2009-01-11 |
| 2504. | (jasimk) | 123.64 | 98% | 2022-09-03 |
| 2505. | Matt (yomatta) | 123.64 | 97% | 2012-10-25 |
| 2506. | Kevin (clearlynotkevin) | 123.64 | 98% | 2020-09-08 |
| 2507. | Trevor (mindloss) | 123.63 | — | 2009-02-13 |
| 2508. | Drew (drewburk3) | 123.62 | 96% | 2016-05-29 |
| 2509. | Brandon (basukaviru) | 123.61 | 99% | 2021-06-23 |
| 2510. | Richard (aiya) | 123.61 | 99% | 2015-05-29 |
| 2511. | Ashwin (avtrisal) | 123.60 | 97% | 2016-12-05 |
| 2512. | tipsyPLC (tipsyplc) | 123.60 | 99% | 2023-04-03 |
| 2513. | Eremancer (eremancer) | 123.60 | — | 2011-04-19 |
| 2514. | fwyr (foop629) | 123.57 | 97% | 2022-11-15 |
| 2515. | (kimblimblimz) | 123.57 | 98% | 2021-07-30 |
| 2516. | WTB (wtb1) | 123.56 | — | 2009-12-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |