I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11949. | izpodvipodwerta (izpodvipod... | 81.97 | 97% | 2023-09-03 |
| 11950. | Paul (paulcardozo) | 81.97 | 98% | 2020-11-24 |
| 11951. | X (iwannagetbetterthanyou) | 81.97 | 95% | 2016-02-04 |
| 11952. | Mamaafrica (mamaafrica) | 81.96 | 97% | 2025-08-23 |
| 11953. | Dice (dicey) | 81.96 | 94% | 2016-06-03 |
| 11954. | sal the penguin pal (bigboy... | 81.96 | 91% | 2017-02-17 |
| 11955. | Aproop (aproop) | 81.96 | 96% | 2021-09-01 |
| 11956. | yuh (jakelong12556) | 81.95 | 98% | 2021-09-11 |
| 11957. | ahmed (ahmed202) | 81.95 | 97.1% | 2023-10-27 |
| 11958. | FadedSpirits (fadedspirits) | 81.95 | 97% | 2020-07-20 |
| 11959. | Churro (likechocopie) | 81.94 | 97.4% | 2024-03-11 |
| 11960. | J™♥ (diabolosjb) | 81.94 | 92% | 2016-09-23 |
| 11961. | Joel (joeljohnstone) | 81.94 | 99% | 2023-05-17 |
| 11962. | endless (dm475) | 81.94 | 98% | 2022-07-03 |
| 11963. | Tipo (tipo_de_incognito) | 81.93 | 95% | 2021-04-01 |
| 11964. | depebrhko (depebrhko) | 81.93 | 97% | 2020-04-12 |
| 11965. | Kevin (kevinwho) | 81.92 | 94% | 2015-11-20 |
| 11966. | Ez (ezpass) | 81.92 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
| 11967. | William (not_your_username) | 81.92 | 96% | 2023-02-03 |
| 11968. | zerone (iamzerone) | 81.92 | 98% | 2023-02-25 |
| 11969. | thomas (yeehoo) | 81.92 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
| 11970. | xCodeh (xcodeh) | 81.92 | 96% | 2019-06-05 |
| 11971. | Thumzu (thumzu) | 81.92 | 95% | 2021-08-06 |
| 11972. | Brage (brasa95) | 81.92 | 95% | 2015-09-23 |
| 11973. | ammbot (ammbot) | 81.92 | 96% | 2016-05-07 |
| 11974. | Rusty (rustyembers) | 81.92 | 96% | 2016-10-02 |
| 11975. | Carlos (meditating) | 81.91 | 96% | 2018-07-29 |
| 11976. | szymi_gold (szymi_gold) | 81.90 | 98.2% | 2024-04-03 |
| 11977. | Hamtaro636 (hamtaro636) | 81.90 | 99% | 2021-12-03 |
| 11978. | jai (predator726) | 81.90 | 97.2% | 2023-05-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |