So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
14526. | Josef (mcblyat2) | 76.57 | 97% | 2021-04-09 |
14527. | Egyptian (egyptiantyper) | 76.57 | 97% | 2015-05-22 |
14528. | Pat (platts) | 76.56 | 98% | 2015-11-12 |
14529. | Rasmus (actionhank) | 76.56 | 92% | 2012-09-30 |
14530. | David (terrel) | 76.56 | — | 2008-08-28 |
14531. | Nobody (little_turtle) | 76.56 | 95% | 2012-11-21 |
14532. | Pablo (pierrot14) | 76.56 | 97% | 2021-02-06 |
14533. | Irfan (irfani) | 76.56 | — | 2009-06-26 |
14534. | Jadon (j20lardo06) | 76.55 | 97% | 2022-12-31 |
14535. | Adam (adman1986) | 76.55 | 95% | 2016-11-12 |
14536. | Norton (pajj) | 76.55 | 98% | 2017-01-04 |
14537. | chc (chc442) | 76.54 | 91% | 2016-10-22 |
14538. | James Ethan (laszerbeam) | 76.54 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
14539. | Ramses (ram6) | 76.54 | 97% | 2016-12-24 |
14540. | go_fk (yourself_buddy) | 76.54 | — | 2009-03-17 |
14541. | Jacob (horenzo) | 76.54 | 92% | 2016-09-28 |
14542. | Alwin (alwin) | 76.53 | — | 2008-11-26 |
14543. | tstats[kayeii] (kayeii) | 76.53 | 97% | 2022-01-01 |
14544. | JSS (xcloretg) | 76.53 | 96% | 2021-01-07 |
14545. | Divide (divide0) | 76.53 | 92% | 2016-03-05 |
14546. | Calvin (calvinb) | 76.53 | 95% | 2012-04-15 |
14547. | Jeanie (jeanie) | 76.53 | — | 2008-10-13 |
14548. | Kayat (iyot) | 76.53 | — | 2009-06-30 |
14549. | headache (headache2) | 76.53 | — | 2011-04-19 |
14550. | Bob (checkmate123) | 76.53 | 97% | 2018-11-08 |
14551. | dalia (daliafraga) | 76.52 | 98% | 2021-06-05 |
14552. | kevin (thurst) | 76.52 | — | 2009-03-26 |
14553. | Terameep (terameep) | 76.52 | 88% | 2016-06-25 |
14554. | Dublin (dublin) | 76.52 | 92% | 2017-03-03 |
14555. | Luka (lukapuka69) | 76.51 | 96% | 2022-10-06 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |