As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16160. | Me (evoldt) | 69.88 | 98% | 2022-12-25 |
| 16161. | neo12 (neo12) | 69.88 | 98% | 2020-06-05 |
| 16162. | LoyalPotato (loyalpotato) | 69.88 | 96% | 2018-09-19 |
| 16163. | George (stamoulohta) | 69.88 | 98% | 2022-02-19 |
| 16164. | TImothy (timot3a) | 69.88 | 96% | 2018-04-17 |
| 16165. | Puneet (puneet28) | 69.88 | 94% | 2016-12-11 |
| 16166. | __*꧁༒☬ _ŁȺKHȺ₦_ ... | 69.87 | 96% | 2021-01-19 |
| 16167. | Daniel (sedan) | 69.87 | 98% | 2018-03-26 |
| 16168. | Raymond (racerwins) | 69.86 | 99% | 2016-03-24 |
| 16169. | Ishit soni (isrhtu_114) | 69.85 | 96% | 2022-03-12 |
| 16170. | HiteshM (hiteshm_riptide) | 69.85 | 96% | 2021-10-09 |
| 16171. | Suban (_suban) | 69.85 | 98% | 2021-05-25 |
| 16172. | Asif (orthocresol) | 69.85 | 96% | 2021-04-22 |
| 16173. | Gur (gurgurano) | 69.85 | 95% | 2021-01-04 |
| 16174. | Elo (ouilla) | 69.85 | 95% | 2017-10-17 |
| 16175. | Renzo (raccon) | 69.85 | 97% | 2022-01-19 |
| 16176. | Herzer1995 (herzer1995) | 69.84 | 97.1% | 2023-10-13 |
| 16177. | Naruke (naruke15) | 69.84 | 89% | 2017-05-22 |
| 16178. | No (bored_fruit) | 69.84 | 95% | 2024-04-24 |
| 16179. | SixSixSixFourTwentySixNine ... | 69.84 | 95% | 2018-10-19 |
| 16180. | Shahriar Sami (pekkaking300) | 69.84 | 96.5% | 2023-09-30 |
| 16181. | Drink (toshiba898) | 69.84 | 94% | 2021-05-18 |
| 16182. | Happy (paimon__) | 69.84 | 97% | 2021-07-26 |
| 16183. | Loading.... (xbooza) | 69.84 | 94.4% | 2021-01-29 |
| 16184. | Ryan (ramblinreck) | 69.84 | 89% | 2015-10-01 |
| 16185. | Eli (eliaxelang007) | 69.83 | 97% | 2022-10-24 |
| 16186. | Kalman (ferrmo) | 69.82 | 98% | 2023-05-24 |
| 16187. | Denial (11pieces) | 69.82 | 94.6% | 2021-02-10 |
| 16188. | George (giorgos1) | 69.82 | 95% | 2021-10-21 |
| 16189. | Andy (alinesjr) | 69.81 | 87% | 2015-04-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |