I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2125. | Themthiam (themthiam) | 84.63 | 97.6% | 2024-02-20 |
| 2126. | Nick (nickjane12349) | 84.61 | 99% | 2023-10-30 |
| 2127. | EscapeVelocity (escapeveloc... | 84.60 | 96% | 2023-10-07 |
| 2128. | Shahan Sanjid Khan (korosen... | 84.59 | 97% | 2024-06-25 |
| 2129. | Flow (vmscode) | 84.59 | 97% | 2023-06-01 |
| 2130. | sakthi (sakthiram17_17) | 84.57 | 97% | 2023-05-03 |
| 2131. | 🏳️🌈🚫 Proud Homop... | 84.55 | 97.1% | 2025-03-01 |
| 2132. | Ade (itsade) | 84.54 | 97% | 2025-06-19 |
| 2133. | Saad (saad9766) | 84.54 | 95.6% | 2024-05-23 |
| 2134. | Joker_Lobo (waleed_lobo) | 84.51 | 96.3% | 2024-11-20 |
| 2135. | De Jong (bequiet13) | 84.50 | 96.6% | 2025-02-25 |
| 2136. | Claudio (tato41) | 84.50 | 96.4% | 2024-12-17 |
| 2137. | Whirlo (whirlos) | 84.49 | 95.1% | 2024-09-15 |
| 2138. | Soufiane (shinigami25) | 84.43 | 98% | 2023-05-09 |
| 2139. | idk (idk_tbh2) | 84.42 | 97% | 2023-12-14 |
| 2140. | Michael (sickwithit41197) | 84.41 | 97% | 2024-02-22 |
| 2141. | Xavier (xavierchen515) | 84.39 | 98% | 2023-05-26 |
| 2142. | Evans (xerodo) | 84.37 | 97.7% | 2023-09-13 |
| 2143. | deezNuties (anon_hentai_lover) | 84.36 | 97% | 2023-07-30 |
| 2144. | Ashley (ashleya9790) | 84.35 | 96.1% | 2023-09-25 |
| 2145. | Pain (pain_i5) | 84.34 | 96.8% | 2024-08-07 |
| 2146. | Snorking (snorkingo) | 84.34 | 97% | 2025-03-28 |
| 2147. | Banana (banankake) | 84.33 | 96% | 2023-05-17 |
| 2148. | Mamaatje (mamaatje) | 84.33 | 95.7% | 2023-11-18 |
| 2149. | fat fat fatty (fatfinga) | 84.32 | 96.4% | 2023-10-02 |
| 2150. | Bliss (jericho2) | 84.31 | 97.1% | 2024-01-05 |
| 2151. | Adrian (dragoadrian) | 84.31 | 96% | 2025-07-14 |
| 2152. | typeracer9988 (typeracer9988) | 84.30 | 98.5% | 2024-01-05 |
| 2153. | Shrox (shrox) | 84.30 | 96.2% | 2024-01-01 |
| 2154. | Timothy (adral) | 84.29 | 96.6% | 2023-07-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |