Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 590. | (ocodile) | 101.17 | 98% | 2019-11-05 |
| 591. | (sovano) | 101.15 | 98% | 2018-05-17 |
| 592. | seez (seez) | 101.12 | 98% | 2019-09-07 |
| 593. | (kezar123456) | 101.09 | 97% | 2018-06-03 |
| 594. | I'm slower than before :sku... | 100.93 | 99% | 2020-04-28 |
| 595. | (teodoriux13) | 100.93 | 97% | 2019-09-04 |
| 596. | (thezanta) | 100.91 | 96% | 2020-04-28 |
| 597. | (tomcolemak) | 100.90 | 96% | 2020-08-18 |
| 598. | (inwerpsel) | 100.88 | 99% | 2020-08-18 |
| 599. | (modelm_maniac) | 100.87 | 98% | 2017-09-04 |
| 600. | (soner) | 100.85 | 96% | 2017-09-11 |
| 601. | Andrés (_andresf) | 100.85 | 95% | 2019-06-03 |
| 602. | onah (learning_dvorak1) | 100.81 | 97% | 2020-08-29 |
| 603. | (minetorpia) | 100.79 | 98% | 2018-09-17 |
| 604. | (grazingsheep) | 100.73 | 99% | 2017-11-17 |
| 605. | (oooyay) | 100.70 | 98% | 2017-10-21 |
| 606. | Bryan (xarga) | 100.63 | 99% | 2019-01-18 |
| 607. | Elvis (elvisnator) | 100.62 | 99% | 2019-07-23 |
| 608. | Mary (teachman) | 100.55 | 97% | 2018-10-11 |
| 609. | (shirogane_ao) | 100.52 | 96% | 2020-07-22 |
| 610. | (neruichiban) | 100.43 | 99% | 2018-07-04 |
| 611. | Teep (teeprex) | 100.42 | 95% | 2018-09-04 |
| 612. | (squareslice) | 100.41 | 96% | 2020-10-12 |
| 613. | (earwax) | 100.41 | 97% | 2018-08-11 |
| 614. | Chet (chetbaker) | 100.40 | 98% | 2020-09-07 |
| 615. | (242sonic) | 100.33 | 97% | 2019-12-04 |
| 616. | (thevulture) | 100.30 | 98% | 2021-08-04 |
| 617. | (shaksfynex) | 100.29 | 98% | 2019-03-30 |
| 618. | (erasmognome) | 100.29 | 95% | 2020-01-24 |
| 619. | (speedyant) | 100.23 | 98% | 2019-01-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |