With age comes insecurity, embarrassment, and tragedy, increasing fear of growing old and lonely. I said I'd put on my dancing shoes but I've got two left feet and no good moves and the pretty girls found cooler kids than me. So I sat and waited patiently until the day I'd finally be asked, but it never came.
—from Everybody's Dancing and I Want to Die, a song by Deaf Havana
Active since August 31, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7700. | Giancarlo (giancarlo_sturla7) | 90.20 | 99% | 2017-06-30 |
| 7701. | Checkmate (checkmateyeet) | 90.20 | 96% | 2019-05-17 |
| 7702. | Earryl (yamao) | 90.19 | 96% | 2023-09-18 |
| 7703. | Jayden (jclee123) | 90.19 | 97.2% | 2025-04-17 |
| 7704. | duckyful (duckydatyper) | 90.19 | 97% | 2023-01-02 |
| 7705. | Mr. Pig (speedy_sausage_fin... | 90.18 | 97% | 2024-09-30 |
| 7706. | Tom (mikeoxverylong) | 90.18 | 96% | 2021-02-18 |
| 7707. | Pan (onepan) | 90.18 | 97% | 2019-11-07 |
| 7708. | + (hollin) | 90.17 | 99% | 2020-10-16 |
| 7709. | jimmy (jimmmmmmmmmy) | 90.17 | 95% | 2019-07-21 |
| 7710. | —Redd ○ (divergence) | 90.16 | 96% | 2022-07-26 |
| 7711. | Waymond (tapewpew) | 90.16 | 96% | 2022-06-03 |
| 7712. | Carl (doc283) | 90.16 | 96.8% | 2023-06-04 |
| 7713. | Bluntdebauchery (bluntdebau... | 90.15 | 98% | 2025-09-19 |
| 7714. | Victor (owlgoesw00t) | 90.15 | 98% | 2017-07-21 |
| 7715. | Brennan (brouhana) | 90.15 | 97% | 2017-11-06 |
| 7716. | Erick (fishywasabi) | 90.14 | 95.5% | 2024-03-29 |
| 7717. | Marvin (malvolio) | 90.14 | 98% | 2022-02-27 |
| 7718. | Bryan (xarga) | 90.14 | 97% | 2019-04-30 |
| 7719. | fishyfish101 (fishyfish101) | 90.13 | 97% | 2025-03-03 |
| 7720. | Emilio (chonasty) | 90.13 | 98.2% | 2024-10-16 |
| 7721. | sıןʌɥɹ (s1lvhr) | 90.13 | 97% | 2023-01-11 |
| 7722. | Rahul (vedanticscholar) | 90.13 | 98% | 2022-03-31 |
| 7723. | alfos (alfos) | 90.13 | 93% | 2017-03-03 |
| 7724. | Tibbies (tibbies) | 90.13 | 96% | 2021-03-14 |
| 7725. | Shenzhen (sz17) | 90.13 | 98% | 2021-05-10 |
| 7726. | teehe (zhirasian) | 90.12 | 97% | 2024-09-24 |
| 7727. | tryingmybest (illtrymybest) | 90.11 | 97% | 2025-05-26 |
| 7728. | peter (frozenguy) | 90.11 | 97% | 2018-07-27 |
| 7729. | Faizan (fishiaz) | 90.11 | 99% | 2022-01-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41,873 | 83.42 | August 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 53 | 101.45 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 93.16 | May 3, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 2 | 97.97 | May 24, 2022 |