So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13708. | Nedam (nedam) | 78.65 | — | 2011-01-05 |
| 13709. | Thanapat (lokid) | 78.65 | 92% | 2014-08-28 |
| 13710. | Melanie (nannymcfig) | 78.64 | 97% | 2018-05-27 |
| 13711. | Amanda (amwmakon) | 78.64 | 98% | 2022-08-09 |
| 13712. | ttv/J0bro (jobrocraftstep) | 78.64 | 98% | 2021-07-10 |
| 13713. | Tyler (kirby89) | 78.64 | 93% | 2015-04-21 |
| 13714. | Maddie (ciderto) | 78.64 | 97% | 2020-09-28 |
| 13715. | Kiryu (kiryugozi) | 78.64 | 98% | 2021-09-13 |
| 13716. | Cameron (schnorp) | 78.64 | 98% | 2021-01-20 |
| 13717. | Ciucurita (bihoru) | 78.64 | — | 2010-03-01 |
| 13718. | VaheSexy (vahesexy) | 78.63 | 98% | 2022-11-06 |
| 13719. | Argentina player faster (mk... | 78.63 | 97% | 2019-03-23 |
| 13720. | jason (thatsniceman) | 78.63 | 97% | 2021-09-23 |
| 13721. | Tom (tom_shipley) | 78.63 | 96.6% | 2023-07-31 |
| 13722. | pwr (pwr00) | 78.63 | 96% | 2014-11-25 |
| 13723. | Kevin (kevant_7) | 78.63 | 95% | 2016-10-26 |
| 13724. | Sadra (sadra17) | 78.62 | 96% | 2020-11-13 |
| 13725. | Joey (jwanderlust) | 78.62 | 96% | 2021-05-08 |
| 13726. | John Myco (thetyper24) | 78.62 | 98% | 2019-01-08 |
| 13727. | Jesse (jessekapane) | 78.62 | 97.3% | 2023-09-09 |
| 13728. | Sirah (sirrah) | 78.62 | 92% | 2013-06-03 |
| 13729. | damn'apostrophs!! (xaoo) | 78.62 | 99% | 2013-01-01 |
| 13730. | Amelia (ahmillzah) | 78.62 | 96% | 2018-03-30 |
| 13731. | Kyle (ospintriple) | 78.61 | 96% | 2021-06-07 |
| 13732. | ig: erik_toledoo (pepegacha... | 78.61 | 98% | 2023-02-04 |
| 13733. | Nicolau (nicolaud) | 78.61 | 97% | 2015-11-21 |
| 13734. | pjr_types (pjr_types) | 78.61 | 96% | 2021-08-25 |
| 13735. | TD (pussiahma) | 78.61 | 96% | 2020-01-13 |
| 13736. | Andrew (fissionessence) | 78.60 | 98% | 2021-08-18 |
| 13737. | asic (asicengineer) | 78.60 | 95% | 2014-09-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |