As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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24446. | Julish (julish13) | 48.53 | 95% | 2022-01-20 |
24447. | benny (bennybertrand) | 48.53 | 96% | 2021-01-12 |
24448. | cozyvelocirapto (cozyveloci... | 48.51 | 96% | 2023-06-01 |
24449. | Eliana (ledthebomb) | 48.51 | 96% | 2021-05-18 |
24450. | Frej (frej_) | 48.51 | 97% | 2020-12-17 |
24451. | Manish (manish4916) | 48.51 | 94% | 2016-09-25 |
24452. | Daniel (duatch) | 48.50 | 97% | 2022-05-14 |
24453. | medD (mistermask___) | 48.50 | 93% | 2021-01-05 |
24454. | Magina (edogawaconan0908) | 48.50 | 92% | 2016-03-21 |
24455. | logan (logan1989) | 48.50 | 90% | 2016-06-22 |
24456. | J_I-J (joelij) | 48.49 | 96% | 2023-10-29 |
24457. | Patrick (patbalkpres2020) | 48.49 | 92% | 2021-02-11 |
24458. | paul (reinfred) | 48.48 | 94% | 2023-04-22 |
24459. | Sergiu (thelemontea) | 48.48 | 94% | 2016-10-07 |
24460. | Uday (udaymishra4) | 48.47 | 95% | 2022-08-03 |
24461. | Basant (basant2234) | 48.46 | 97.5% | 2021-02-08 |
24462. | Shadow (x_shadow_x) | 48.45 | 95% | 2022-07-26 |
24463. | bboy_aja (abdelaja) | 48.45 | 96% | 2021-01-29 |
24464. | Lidwina (richieria) | 48.45 | 92% | 2016-10-10 |
24465. | june (optical_molasses) | 48.44 | 95% | 2022-09-13 |
24466. | Anh Tran (ladyboy_2k3) | 48.44 | 94% | 2023-06-16 |
24467. | Asylkhan (beeppuck) | 48.44 | 94% | 2020-07-22 |
24468. | Bangladesh (hasan766998) | 48.43 | 95.1% | 2023-10-13 |
24469. | Rahul (pirate_racer) | 48.43 | 96% | 2021-11-06 |
24470. | Montse (mochee) | 48.43 | 96% | 2020-07-27 |
24471. | peaches (peaches888) | 48.43 | 95% | 2017-11-20 |
24472. | Dzhuk (dzhuk_yanovna) | 48.42 | 95% | 2022-08-22 |
24473. | J (leathface23) | 48.42 | 92% | 2016-01-10 |
24474. | Gerry (gchenfc) | 48.41 | 91% | 2016-05-22 |
24475. | Tobi (tobi_konoha) | 48.41 | 96% | 2018-11-24 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |