What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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1943. | jack (thefriendlyfrog) | 70.16 | 97% | 2018-12-12 |
1944. | hv21ll (quinixod) | 70.12 | 94% | 2020-11-20 |
1945. | Stas (tracersm) | 70.10 | 97% | 2019-09-28 |
1946. | Jere (jerel) | 70.05 | 95% | 2019-07-19 |
1947. | Yujie Du (duyujie0817) | 70.03 | 98% | 2018-04-04 |
1948. | Anant (hero_shukla) | 70.01 | 96% | 2020-11-20 |
1949. | Corbin (shaelamaar) | 70.01 | 96% | 2019-08-13 |
1950. | Seb (sebni) | 69.95 | 98% | 2020-04-11 |
1951. | wow (kitzin) | 69.91 | 97% | 2018-07-29 |
1952. | Fourlamas (fourlamas) | 69.90 | 94% | 2018-04-07 |
1953. | Jonathan (jgetachew) | 69.89 | 97% | 2020-09-06 |
1954. | Cottage (pefor) | 69.87 | 95% | 2020-11-03 |
1955. | JJ (jj111) | 69.86 | 95% | 2018-12-08 |
1956. | argyrw not steno real wpm (... | 69.85 | 98% | 2018-09-19 |
1957. | bagel on laptop (randyr6) | 69.77 | 95% | 2020-11-10 |
1958. | Matilda (x_missin_pgl_2008_x) | 69.75 | 95% | 2019-01-28 |
1959. | zezx (depebrhko) | 69.70 | 95% | 2018-08-28 |
1960. | Rainman (rainman011118) | 69.68 | 99% | 2020-12-18 |
1961. | Skipped64 (skipped64) | 69.62 | 96% | 2019-11-02 |
1962. | Ming (mings7) | 69.59 | 96% | 2019-07-19 |
1963. | Herlian (herlianzhang) | 69.57 | 97% | 2019-11-30 |
1964. | I12 (inot12) | 69.55 | 96% | 2020-12-05 |
1965. | Bla (blablub) | 69.55 | 96% | 2017-12-20 |
1966. | Lily (staycomfy) | 69.54 | 96% | 2019-10-11 |
1967. | Kevin (choopy) | 69.52 | 96% | 2018-10-05 |
1968. | White (thewhitehawk) | 69.52 | 97% | 2018-10-28 |
1969. | Chris (asianchriss) | 69.52 | 96% | 2020-10-07 |
1970. | John (thesaltyspatoon) | 69.50 | 97% | 2018-04-02 |
1971. | Victor (kingthevictor) | 69.47 | 95% | 2018-06-24 |
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