The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29255. | ROARGOKU (roargoku) | 68.85 | 96% | 2019-07-30 |
| 29256. | Josiah (thejinjam) | 68.85 | 93% | 2015-06-04 |
| 29257. | Syam (syam) | 68.85 | — | 2008-11-12 |
| 29258. | spiderman22 (spiderman22) | 68.85 | — | 2009-01-17 |
| 29259. | ShubhaJeet (shub_090) | 68.85 | — | 2010-05-14 |
| 29260. | Tolga (tolgaakyuz) | 68.84 | 92% | 2016-06-05 |
| 29261. | Nick (dissendat) | 68.84 | 100% | 2020-11-04 |
| 29262. | gunnar (gunnark2000) | 68.84 | 95% | 2016-02-24 |
| 29263. | Anis (anis22) | 68.84 | 99% | 2023-02-02 |
| 29264. | silver (sasori) | 68.84 | — | 2008-12-24 |
| 29265. | knownsense (knownsense) | 68.84 | 90% | 2011-10-26 |
| 29266. | ƒєαямєαℓωαуѕ (... | 68.83 | 95% | 2017-12-25 |
| 29267. | lindsay (lg2012) | 68.83 | 96% | 2012-03-14 |
| 29268. | Takashi (tkawai) | 68.83 | — | 2009-06-18 |
| 29269. | Emre (jonstewart) | 68.83 | — | 2009-06-18 |
| 29270. | brandon (brandrixco) | 68.83 | 96% | 2019-04-30 |
| 29271. | Chris (chriscole21) | 68.82 | 97% | 2018-09-19 |
| 29272. | Mukund (mukund420) | 68.82 | 98% | 2012-04-08 |
| 29273. | Dan (x_danma) | 68.82 | 93% | 2015-06-02 |
| 29274. | Matei (matei77) | 68.82 | 96% | 2021-04-20 |
| 29275. | Ilya (nyankin) | 68.82 | 97% | 2016-04-15 |
| 29276. | Benedikt (dikt73) | 68.82 | 96% | 2020-08-03 |
| 29277. | Eugene (eugenemsc) | 68.82 | 96% | 2014-11-25 |
| 29278. | bonx (bonx) | 68.82 | 98% | 2014-07-01 |
| 29279. | Matej (matejh) | 68.82 | 95% | 2016-05-01 |
| 29280. | Daniel (fauxpas) | 68.82 | 92% | 2015-12-10 |
| 29281. | Ali (salloum) | 68.81 | 96% | 2022-04-07 |
| 29282. | Aadesh (twinkly69) | 68.81 | 94.3% | 2021-02-25 |
| 29283. | henry (filthy_rich86) | 68.81 | 97% | 2012-04-28 |
| 29284. | khan (asif_ali) | 68.81 | 99% | 2013-06-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |