As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
9286. | Whos (g3trekt) | 85.59 | 98% | 2021-05-05 |
9287. | Ryan (egg_grenade) | 85.58 | 97% | 2017-07-26 |
9288. | Jonathan (itzjonny) | 85.58 | 96% | 2022-06-26 |
9289. | Seisofu (seisofu) | 85.58 | 90% | 2016-05-01 |
9290. | Khyri (kyr111) | 85.58 | 99% | 2022-03-04 |
9291. | Joe (joe_w) | 85.58 | 98% | 2021-01-26 |
9292. | Bryan (bryan675) | 85.58 | 97% | 2017-07-13 |
9293. | SabinShrestha (horrendousre... | 85.58 | 97% | 2021-03-30 |
9294. | Loser (tiki1234) | 85.57 | 96% | 2023-07-30 |
9295. | Adam (enormous_potato) | 85.57 | 99% | 2019-11-05 |
9296. | Imou (imoumon) | 85.56 | 98% | 2020-12-11 |
9297. | Beibarys (beba23) | 85.56 | 97% | 2025-10-08 |
9298. | Tim (slowpoke_99) | 85.56 | 99% | 2019-07-19 |
9299. | 3.14 (rom3_141592) | 85.56 | 98.2% | 2023-06-09 |
9300. | Nightwing (nightwing2015) | 85.56 | 94% | 2015-07-29 |
9301. | Cam (ocanadia) | 85.56 | 95% | 2015-06-08 |
9302. | xx (x_cx_cc_j) | 85.55 | 97.6% | 2025-02-28 |
9303. | Thomas (xxlaptoptypezxx) | 85.55 | 97% | 2020-03-06 |
9304. | Dan (dabombdanh) | 85.55 | 99% | 2019-03-23 |
9305. | scotish (scotishcham) | 85.55 | 98% | 2022-01-12 |
9306. | MO$$ (monilyn) | 85.55 | 97% | 2021-09-02 |
9307. | Kevin (kg0184) | 85.55 | 98% | 2017-07-22 |
9308. | Lucca (9fingersonly) | 85.55 | 97% | 2021-05-28 |
9309. | joshrhily (joshrhily) | 85.54 | 97% | 2023-11-03 |
9310. | Susie (soozer) | 85.53 | 94% | 2015-09-07 |
9311. | Qwerty___ (qwertywpm) | 85.53 | 98% | 2021-01-21 |
9312. | Kilian (xplodingforce) | 85.53 | 94% | 2016-05-01 |
9313. | Jerry (jyoung2gu) | 85.53 | 97% | 2015-12-31 |
9314. | Chance (chances019) | 85.53 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
9315. | parth (parthvaghela) | 85.52 | 98% | 2023-01-28 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |