Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1049. | asdasdf (211bazooka) | 92.15 | 97% | 2019-02-10 |
| 1050. | Anna Lim (xylemyeet) | 92.14 | 98% | 2020-04-03 |
| 1051. | Dan (dboi3000) | 92.13 | 98% | 2018-09-18 |
| 1052. | MiB (meninblack) | 92.13 | 97% | 2019-01-11 |
| 1053. | spacegoose (spaceg00se) | 92.11 | 98% | 2020-04-17 |
| 1054. | joromm (joromm) | 92.07 | 97% | 2018-04-06 |
| 1055. | Paul (spiralin) | 92.07 | 98% | 2018-09-07 |
| 1056. | dingly (dinglydo) | 92.06 | 96% | 2020-06-02 |
| 1057. | Matthew (matthew243342) | 92.04 | 98% | 2018-11-14 |
| 1058. | Alex (alexthegrand) | 92.02 | 99% | 2020-12-07 |
| 1059. | Andre (myagmea) | 92.02 | 98% | 2020-02-16 |
| 1060. | HoneyBadger (kabayanhustler) | 92.00 | 98% | 2020-09-05 |
| 1061. | TopGUN (wayhowma) | 91.96 | 98% | 2018-09-20 |
| 1062. | Shaurya (shaurya2399) | 91.94 | 98% | 2021-08-16 |
| 1063. | David (zzandland) | 91.94 | 97% | 2019-03-26 |
| 1064. | Nat (mcpg) | 91.93 | 97% | 2017-12-02 |
| 1065. | Wan (wzul) | 91.91 | 98% | 2020-10-15 |
| 1066. | rilee_h443 (rilee_h443) | 91.85 | 96% | 2020-09-18 |
| 1067. | Mitchell (mpatt1012) | 91.85 | 97% | 2018-01-05 |
| 1068. | Jake (archangel87) | 91.83 | 98% | 2017-09-05 |
| 1069. | Bob (rayell) | 91.83 | 97% | 2021-07-31 |
| 1070. | tstats[lapakatapulta] (lapa... | 91.83 | 98% | 2020-08-03 |
| 1071. | (shinobukocho) | 91.82 | 96% | 2020-06-09 |
| 1072. | Ahmed (nesbmido) | 91.81 | 96% | 2020-01-14 |
| 1073. | Juan (breadaf) | 91.81 | 97% | 2020-10-16 |
| 1074. | Andrew (deathwrecker) | 91.81 | 97% | 2019-11-05 |
| 1075. | Drey (ellendren) | 91.78 | 98% | 2019-10-14 |
| 1076. | Chelsea (gakejyllenhaal) | 91.77 | 97% | 2019-07-17 |
| 1077. | Duck (ducktyperacer) | 91.77 | 99% | 2019-03-26 |
| 1078. | 0 (gochoo) | 91.75 | 97% | 2018-08-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |