As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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22352. | (`ー´) (seungwan) | 45.38 | 96% | 2020-07-21 |
22353. | Mathew (traoremathew) | 45.38 | 94% | 2018-11-03 |
22354. | Necy (necypeepee) | 45.37 | 94% | 2021-01-20 |
22355. | X-WindTyper-X (windtyper91) | 45.37 | 96% | 2017-05-15 |
22356. | 大鳥 (mis123) | 45.37 | 90% | 2015-04-17 |
22357. | ManBear (manbrpg512) | 45.35 | 95% | 2022-05-14 |
22358. | Eli (eiervonsatan) | 45.35 | 97% | 2021-05-15 |
22359. | Alexander (flaxplaxtypes) | 45.34 | 93% | 2020-08-18 |
22360. | Jax (jax_steph) | 45.34 | 95% | 2020-05-12 |
22361. | khalil (khalilfa) | 45.34 | 94% | 2021-09-17 |
22362. | Peter (anonpc) | 45.34 | 91% | 2015-12-29 |
22363. | Shiro (fubukiiii) | 45.33 | 94% | 2022-02-01 |
22364. | David (barrard) | 45.33 | 94% | 2020-10-16 |
22365. | AYDONIS (aydonis) | 45.32 | 96.6% | 2021-03-02 |
22366. | ROHIT (rohitpawar) | 45.29 | 87% | 2017-04-05 |
22367. | QiQi (qiqi13) | 45.29 | 94% | 2015-06-07 |
22368. | Wynn (wynn_liaw) | 45.28 | 96% | 2020-11-16 |
22369. | Sahil (shahildhakre) | 45.28 | 96% | 2022-02-28 |
22370. | zalalala (zalalala) | 45.27 | 93.6% | 2021-02-18 |
22371. | Odik Aditya (odik_aditya) | 45.27 | 91% | 2016-05-03 |
22372. | Fabian (fr628370) | 45.26 | 94% | 2023-04-15 |
22373. | iseecats (iseecats) | 45.24 | 96% | 2018-12-27 |
22374. | zamd (adzhamd) | 45.24 | 94% | 2015-11-06 |
22375. | Ibrahim (ibrahim_0205) | 45.23 | 96% | 2022-12-04 |
22376. | Baha (kingpro6561) | 45.23 | 95% | 2023-03-13 |
22377. | direw (direw) | 45.23 | 94% | 2021-05-21 |
22378. | Abanob (pepokamal) | 45.23 | 90% | 2016-01-13 |
22379. | Alzhan (alzhan19) | 45.22 | 94% | 2022-11-12 |
22380. | geinjutsu (givitt0m3) | 45.22 | 96% | 2022-01-21 |
22381. | Homieboy (abcjohnabdjohn) | 45.22 | 97.5% | 2021-03-01 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |