Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war. Rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one.
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8602. | Rachel (rffree) | 92.23 | 97% | 2021-11-01 |
| 8603. | Alexandre (malfortune) | 92.23 | 98% | 2018-08-04 |
| 8604. | revaN (ashun) | 92.23 | 99% | 2020-08-17 |
| 8605. | Jack (vexxor) | 92.22 | 98% | 2022-11-14 |
| 8606. | Mitch (writingsnotthateasy) | 92.22 | 97% | 2021-04-03 |
| 8607. | Justin (doty60) | 92.21 | 97% | 2017-09-06 |
| 8608. | Foxtrot (foxytrot) | 92.21 | 97% | 2022-01-21 |
| 8609. | ChimmyChungus (gregularjoe) | 92.21 | 98.5% | 2024-01-20 |
| 8610. | Dev (dcapa) | 92.21 | 98% | 2021-01-18 |
| 8611. | namenotaken (namenotaken) | 92.20 | 97% | 2025-04-30 |
| 8612. | Igor (ikarus9393) | 92.20 | 100% | 2023-01-25 |
| 8613. | Nicholas (nicshoe13) | 92.20 | 98% | 2023-03-22 |
| 8614. | sami (sami66) | 92.20 | 97% | 2021-07-26 |
| 8615. | Alesy (alesyb) | 92.20 | 98% | 2017-11-21 |
| 8616. | Caden (uncleron) | 92.20 | 94% | 2022-02-03 |
| 8617. | Wout (undeadlyd) | 92.20 | 96% | 2018-10-20 |
| 8618. | Bob (wtfmid0ing) | 92.19 | 98% | 2018-01-30 |
| 8619. | Ryan (wolfhacker21) | 92.19 | 97% | 2021-10-11 |
| 8620. | Pat (artham) | 92.19 | 97% | 2018-12-18 |
| 8621. | Ahpoo (ahpoo) | 92.18 | 95% | 2025-06-14 |
| 8622. | Michael (val_slow) | 92.18 | 99% | 2022-02-21 |
| 8623. | Kajus (kaoskajus) | 92.18 | 100% | 2018-11-26 |
| 8624. | marcos (marcos06) | 92.17 | 99% | 2024-05-15 |
| 8625. | afh iyh (adiwilaga) | 92.17 | 97% | 2023-08-31 |
| 8626. | Aaron (with2as) | 92.17 | 97% | 2022-07-06 |
| 8627. | ColtCobra (coltcobra) | 92.17 | 98% | 2022-04-10 |
| 8628. | corrode (nothanksgiving) | 92.17 | 96% | 2021-12-18 |
| 8629. | Please use an appropriate n... | 92.17 | 96% | 2022-02-23 |
| 8630. | nizika (shouronpou) | 92.17 | 97% | 2020-12-13 |
| 8631. | Andrew (dazhengyi) | 92.16 | 98% | 2023-07-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 44,895 | 85.47 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 161 | 91.51 | December 20, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 124.06 | April 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |