Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 458. | (vuhneedah) | 107.29 | 98% | 2018-10-06 |
| 459. | essntialz (essntialz) | 107.28 | 98% | 2020-02-25 |
| 460. | (oily) | 107.28 | 98% | 2018-11-09 |
| 461. | John666695 (john666695) | 107.26 | 97% | 2019-04-05 |
| 462. | (tomchu77) | 107.25 | 97% | 2018-05-19 |
| 463. | Tony (iteekay) | 107.22 | 98% | 2017-12-07 |
| 464. | myle (myle_7894) | 107.15 | 99% | 2019-12-29 |
| 465. | T (heyteeee) | 107.14 | 97% | 2018-09-07 |
| 466. | (trinidadrobba) | 107.07 | 98% | 2019-06-29 |
| 467. | (joshuasabarman) | 107.06 | 99% | 2018-05-08 |
| 468. | (alexv24) | 107.03 | 98% | 2017-10-22 |
| 469. | (glaciernonquit) | 107.02 | 97% | 2017-12-21 |
| 470. | Swan (swanwrona) | 107.02 | 96% | 2017-12-20 |
| 471. | (cringe) | 106.98 | 97% | 2018-10-06 |
| 472. | (ukimub) | 106.98 | 98% | 2018-02-19 |
| 473. | mitch (mitchsubishi) | 106.97 | 98% | 2017-11-16 |
| 474. | enfonius (wssh) | 106.96 | 96% | 2019-02-15 |
| 475. | (fudgecake6) | 106.95 | 99% | 2018-05-03 |
| 476. | (scarlet_static) | 106.84 | 98% | 2019-10-23 |
| 477. | (pielov3) | 106.77 | 98% | 2017-09-07 |
| 478. | (noupdate) | 106.74 | 98% | 2018-11-07 |
| 479. | Missamig (missamig) | 106.68 | 97% | 2019-10-30 |
| 480. | Simon (jangjun0901) | 106.62 | 98% | 2019-05-31 |
| 481. | (bunkerboo29) | 106.61 | 98% | 2018-06-08 |
| 482. | SomeGuy (hexadecimal101) | 106.60 | 100% | 2019-05-21 |
| 483. | (kmobsky) | 106.58 | 98% | 2018-04-20 |
| 484. | (theow) | 106.57 | 97% | 2018-10-25 |
| 485. | (magical_ki) | 106.48 | 99% | 2021-08-01 |
| 486. | Djaenk (djaenk) | 106.46 | 98% | 2021-08-11 |
| 487. | (quicksilver95) | 106.45 | 98% | 2020-01-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |