I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5429. | typingatwork (colind1) | 100.32 | 97% | 2018-04-22 |
| 5430. | (gustavorl93) | 100.31 | 98% | 2019-03-18 |
| 5431. | ElPresidente (peterhartz) | 100.31 | 97.9% | 2023-10-22 |
| 5432. | (mik_apollyon) | 100.31 | 97% | 2022-12-23 |
| 5433. | (s3m3nd3m0n69) | 100.31 | 96% | 2020-12-09 |
| 5434. | (looneycheese) | 100.29 | 97% | 2020-01-08 |
| 5435. | (flaccidbone) | 100.28 | 98% | 2018-09-18 |
| 5436. | Cihsa (oddlysatisfly) | 100.27 | 98% | 2021-12-19 |
| 5437. | (wishher) | 100.27 | 100% | 2023-01-26 |
| 5438. | (sunia32) | 100.26 | 98% | 2021-09-17 |
| 5439. | Phillip (subitusattack) | 100.26 | 97% | 2020-08-23 |
| 5440. | Jasmine (nyeaow) | 100.26 | 100% | 2023-06-27 |
| 5441. | Will (w1llmcl) | 100.24 | 97% | 2022-01-20 |
| 5442. | (micky15) | 100.24 | 97% | 2021-07-14 |
| 5443. | (cepetir) | 100.23 | 99% | 2021-09-19 |
| 5444. | (pandamoniumn) | 100.23 | 97% | 2018-03-06 |
| 5445. | (fairyballyt) | 100.22 | 97% | 2023-09-01 |
| 5446. | Denis (denis_dev) | 100.22 | 99% | 2023-04-05 |
| 5447. | enfonius (wssh) | 100.22 | 96% | 2017-09-11 |
| 5448. | maroon (hofgalmir) | 100.21 | 98% | 2024-11-04 |
| 5449. | Caramel (saltyourcaramel) | 100.20 | 97.7% | 2024-07-09 |
| 5450. | (rj444) | 100.20 | 99% | 2024-07-24 |
| 5451. | (bongking) | 100.19 | 97.2% | 2023-05-20 |
| 5452. | (basukaviru) | 100.19 | 98% | 2021-06-25 |
| 5453. | deicius (vantaclock) | 100.19 | 97% | 2022-12-03 |
| 5454. | (xmars) | 100.18 | 97% | 2025-10-10 |
| 5455. | (kaiser95) | 100.18 | 97% | 2024-07-09 |
| 5456. | Connor (cothompson16) | 100.18 | 98% | 2022-04-06 |
| 5457. | (gsoares026) | 100.18 | 98% | 2019-09-15 |
| 5458. | (gadekaja) | 100.18 | 96% | 2025-10-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |