What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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| 142. | (fifteenhats) | 122.06 | 99% | 2018-05-08 |
| 143. | Paulie (pauliegohome) | 121.94 | 98% | 2017-12-11 |
| 144. | Ahmad (slayman19) | 121.90 | 98% | 2019-11-05 |
| 145. | (mufattm_) | 121.73 | 97.3% | 2024-04-06 |
| 146. | (superaran2) | 121.47 | 98% | 2018-06-14 |
| 147. | (just_sayori) | 121.42 | 98% | 2020-07-11 |
| 148. | (yizzyweezy) | 121.34 | 98% | 2020-07-07 |
| 149. | Hayne (wafflemanluke) | 121.27 | 98% | 2020-01-01 |
| 150. | (foxtrottheorem) | 120.99 | 98% | 2020-05-07 |
| 151. | (tesseractbeyond) | 120.63 | 98.8% | 2023-08-05 |
| 152. | (ashret) | 120.43 | 97% | 2020-08-04 |
| 153. | Larryjr (alanis) | 120.41 | 98% | 2018-01-05 |
| 154. | ratbastard (mattbierwirth) | 120.32 | 99% | 2020-02-29 |
| 155. | Let's (grotariu2) | 120.28 | 98% | 2019-05-06 |
| 156. | (nonquitforbooly) | 120.27 | 98% | 2018-01-01 |
| 157. | (mynameisrichard) | 120.25 | 99% | 2019-03-06 |
| 158. | enfonius (wssh) | 120.20 | 97% | 2019-08-08 |
| 159. | zero (crispyasf) | 119.87 | 98% | 2018-12-24 |
| 160. | (luffyxpiece) | 119.87 | 98% | 2020-09-06 |
| 161. | T (tcubesak) | 119.82 | 97% | 2018-09-25 |
| 162. | (agglomeration) | 119.70 | 99% | 2020-07-06 |
| 163. | - (ndca) | 119.57 | 99% | 2023-11-11 |
| 164. | (g_fruit) | 119.51 | 98% | 2020-08-11 |
| 165. | (glacialkat) | 119.29 | 99% | 2019-11-28 |
| 166. | (fasttyper123123) | 119.20 | 98% | 2018-12-07 |
| 167. | (herpderpmaximus) | 119.14 | 99% | 2018-08-06 |
| 168. | Customality (customality) | 119.12 | 98% | 2020-05-31 |
| 169. | (triklino) | 118.99 | 98% | 2020-12-17 |
| 170. | chkhikvanormelia (chkhikvan... | 118.90 | 99% | 2025-09-21 |
| 171. | (typerkate) | 118.84 | 98% | 2018-05-08 |
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| Default (English) | 3,581 | 96.81 | December 10, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 1 | 105.39 | May 28, 2022 |