I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1943. | JP (freshlumpia) | 86.55 | 96.9% | 2023-08-24 |
| 1944. | Christian (xxxcleverchrisxxx) | 86.55 | 95.7% | 2023-11-29 |
| 1945. | Ceilingfanswitch (ceilingfa... | 86.54 | 98% | 2024-07-17 |
| 1946. | Braydon (nightpantaloons) | 86.54 | 97% | 2023-07-01 |
| 1947. | Will (williamwang) | 86.54 | 97.9% | 2024-07-26 |
| 1948. | Zac (zacmuturi) | 86.49 | 97% | 2024-05-10 |
| 1949. | David (wdnch) | 86.48 | 98.2% | 2024-12-08 |
| 1950. | Karen Jit Gio (karenjitgio) | 86.47 | 98% | 2024-11-30 |
| 1951. | Tom (tom_shipley) | 86.47 | 95.4% | 2024-12-21 |
| 1952. | Hiep (dutahi) | 86.46 | 97.1% | 2023-11-30 |
| 1953. | Snail (snail_geezer) | 86.44 | 97.6% | 2024-11-16 |
| 1954. | J (kzce) | 86.44 | 98% | 2024-10-08 |
| 1955. | Darren (baochun2) | 86.44 | 98% | 2023-08-09 |
| 1956. | Aman (amanengineer) | 86.43 | 96.8% | 2023-06-16 |
| 1957. | bing (bingchilling135) | 86.43 | 97% | 2023-07-19 |
| 1958. | Rounak (rouvai) | 86.43 | 97% | 2023-04-19 |
| 1959. | tstats[wscieklykasztan] (ws... | 86.41 | 97.3% | 2025-03-25 |
| 1960. | ! (heckar) | 86.36 | 95.3% | 2024-12-21 |
| 1961. | Yosapol (eji4h) | 86.36 | 98% | 2024-07-17 |
| 1962. | triqili (triqilii) | 86.35 | 99% | 2024-11-04 |
| 1963. | Shree (shreejo) | 86.35 | 97.2% | 2024-03-21 |
| 1964. | LE ANH QUAN (hacbachmaquan) | 86.33 | 98.1% | 2025-01-11 |
| 1965. | Mouboy (mouboy) | 86.32 | 97.8% | 2024-02-25 |
| 1966. | Žak (slovenskikonj) | 86.30 | 95% | 2024-04-27 |
| 1967. | dotdotdot (atuladhar1) | 86.30 | 97.6% | 2024-09-25 |
| 1968. | Nikhil (_programmer_) | 86.30 | 97.2% | 2024-01-27 |
| 1969. | Yazeed (snake69) | 86.28 | 94.6% | 2023-10-13 |
| 1970. | drive (drive99) | 86.27 | 97.3% | 2025-01-11 |
| 1971. | saranwrap (flipwhip) | 86.24 | 97.3% | 2024-01-25 |
| 1972. | Jack (nomadologist) | 86.22 | 97% | 2024-03-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |