The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11599. | egg (egg_soup) | 97.27 | 98% | 2021-02-05 |
| 11600. | J (phaeton) | 97.27 | — | 2010-06-19 |
| 11601. | Bex (nelsonhartr) | 97.26 | 98% | 2020-11-19 |
| 11602. | Pradeep (pradeep80) | 97.26 | 98% | 2023-04-18 |
| 11603. | Josh (thicccmartian) | 97.26 | 99% | 2020-05-31 |
| 11604. | Speed Cola (zdj361) | 97.26 | 98% | 2018-03-31 |
| 11605. | Tyler (foreign_man_23) | 97.26 | 92% | 2014-01-05 |
| 11606. | Michael (mdogboy) | 97.25 | 98% | 2023-08-12 |
| 11607. | Liam (swuffmuff42) | 97.25 | 97% | 2021-03-13 |
| 11608. | Derek (slowassbentley) | 97.25 | 97% | 2020-11-18 |
| 11609. | 大頭妹 (cowboy2) | 97.25 | — | 2010-10-19 |
| 11610. | Leone (leoneviru) | 97.25 | 98% | 2018-02-11 |
| 11611. | Kristján (kripet) | 97.25 | — | 2011-01-27 |
| 11612. | abraham (shewdiebro) | 97.25 | 95% | 2018-07-08 |
| 11613. | Jack (jacksmurthwaite) | 97.25 | 98% | 2019-10-07 |
| 11614. | Antonius (instanton) | 97.25 | 93% | 2014-04-27 |
| 11615. | Bijay (moneybijay) | 97.24 | 98% | 2021-04-01 |
| 11616. | Zorro (zorro_2017) | 97.24 | 95% | 2017-04-20 |
| 11617. | JS@ss (wrongwaymel) | 97.24 | 94% | 2013-03-12 |
| 11618. | Zeo (zeobro) | 97.23 | 88% | 2015-11-24 |
| 11619. | bruuuh (bruhxfish) | 97.23 | 96% | 2020-10-14 |
| 11620. | asdf (asdf5742) | 97.23 | 99% | 2021-03-07 |
| 11621. | Marko (alchemist1) | 97.23 | 97% | 2017-07-17 |
| 11622. | Sadistic 'Lil Hussy (d719820) | 97.23 | 96% | 2015-06-06 |
| 11623. | Allen (desiringclev) | 97.21 | 96% | 2020-10-20 |
| 11624. | Wild (wildwisp) | 97.21 | 98% | 2020-09-12 |
| 11625. | Akash (speedy_acj) | 97.21 | 100% | 2022-11-30 |
| 11626. | raiden (raiden_simp) | 97.21 | 98% | 2023-01-17 |
| 11627. | ElPresidente (peterhartz) | 97.21 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
| 11628. | Ryan (direwolf05) | 97.20 | 95% | 2021-05-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |