And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8188. | Nicholas (t0903591) | 101.82 | 97.6% | 2023-09-19 |
| 8189. | (sm0nkeyho) | 101.81 | 97% | 2019-04-03 |
| 8190. | ✎ (john_z) | 101.81 | 99% | 2015-06-21 |
| 8191. | (v4zcent) | 101.81 | 94% | 2015-01-07 |
| 8192. | tiramisu🐇 (pkpeekay) | 101.81 | 97% | 2018-02-18 |
| 8193. | Luccia (ariende) | 101.81 | 94% | 2011-05-26 |
| 8194. | (elhans2) | 101.80 | 99% | 2023-10-26 |
| 8195. | (weariedcoffee2) | 101.80 | 98% | 2020-10-18 |
| 8196. | (vincenator_colemak) | 101.80 | 97% | 2013-01-19 |
| 8197. | justin (sonzoffury) | 101.79 | 96% | 2015-08-14 |
| 8198. | (paulazoo) | 101.79 | 97% | 2020-12-17 |
| 8199. | Victo (victo_sn) | 101.79 | 96% | 2022-04-18 |
| 8200. | dsc.gg/uk-train (hellomynam... | 101.78 | 97% | 2022-04-12 |
| 8201. | (combsto) | 101.78 | 97% | 2013-02-20 |
| 8202. | myclearswitches (turtletypez) | 101.78 | 99% | 2018-05-03 |
| 8203. | (concurrent) | 101.78 | 97% | 2021-12-30 |
| 8204. | Kakarot (kakarot930) | 101.77 | 97% | 2023-04-14 |
| 8205. | Pat (wareem) | 101.77 | 97% | 2022-09-03 |
| 8206. | (trumpet) | 101.77 | — | 2009-04-03 |
| 8207. | † Nick (wrongtrousers) | 101.77 | 97% | 2013-03-28 |
| 8208. | (dari0) | 101.76 | 99% | 2022-04-08 |
| 8209. | (jn400104) | 101.76 | 97.5% | 2023-10-11 |
| 8210. | Patrick (pawal001) | 101.76 | 96% | 2015-03-29 |
| 8211. | (onobones) | 101.76 | — | 2008-11-02 |
| 8212. | (chessnoob) | 101.76 | — | 2009-04-03 |
| 8213. | (acrucker) | 101.75 | 99% | 2013-10-16 |
| 8214. | Nikolai (nikovertus) | 101.75 | 98% | 2022-08-09 |
| 8215. | reldn 🧟 (reldn) | 101.75 | 96.5% | 2023-08-03 |
| 8216. | Seri (vincent_aik) | 101.75 | 97% | 2017-12-30 |
| 8217. | (gozaimasu) | 101.75 | 96% | 2014-10-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |