And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20103. | greyb (greyb) | 78.86 | 96.4% | 2023-07-03 |
| 20104. | Juraj (axarydax) | 78.86 | 91% | 2016-05-17 |
| 20105. | Brandon (magicman1358) | 78.86 | 94% | 2014-09-06 |
| 20106. | Henry (x2kaiser) | 78.85 | 96% | 2021-03-17 |
| 20107. | Connor (foolahoop) | 78.85 | 94% | 2016-08-02 |
| 20108. | Aaron Siyuan Jiang (aronj400) | 78.85 | 95% | 2023-01-15 |
| 20109. | Alexander (surelyshermy) | 78.85 | 95% | 2021-06-05 |
| 20110. | PhazedAU (phazedau) | 78.85 | 89% | 2017-01-09 |
| 20111. | no (archerypro459) | 78.85 | 96% | 2020-09-30 |
| 20112. | ʇsǝn⅁ (ankle) | 78.85 | 92% | 2017-05-31 |
| 20113. | Cian (lagnic) | 78.85 | 95% | 2017-08-29 |
| 20114. | Michael (donut_man) | 78.85 | 93% | 2011-11-01 |
| 20115. | Tom (bludude4) | 78.84 | 85% | 2015-03-09 |
| 20116. | ✨✨✨ (emp_t) | 78.84 | 96.3% | 2021-02-01 |
| 20117. | eitches (m1lkbag) | 78.84 | 92% | 2017-03-23 |
| 20118. | depebrhko (depebrhko) | 78.84 | 96% | 2019-04-13 |
| 20119. | Jensen (xsoje) | 78.83 | 97% | 2022-12-21 |
| 20120. | Syein (syein) | 78.83 | 95% | 2017-01-01 |
| 20121. | Hudson (hudsizzle) | 78.83 | 91% | 2015-06-30 |
| 20122. | Kyle (chimp9240) | 78.83 | 98% | 2013-10-15 |
| 20123. | Brent (writerb) | 78.83 | 98% | 2013-05-17 |
| 20124. | jon (elos) | 78.83 | 91% | 2012-10-30 |
| 20125. | Bla (blablub) | 78.82 | 92% | 2015-09-09 |
| 20126. | Armstrong (armstrong01) | 78.82 | 97% | 2015-06-14 |
| 20127. | Ahmad (vectors_master) | 78.82 | 97% | 2022-06-11 |
| 20128. | Alex (seventeen21) | 78.82 | 97% | 2021-04-09 |
| 20129. | Oliver (oliabe) | 78.82 | 93% | 2015-05-07 |
| 20130. | Dimitris (generaldido) | 78.82 | 96% | 2014-11-05 |
| 20131. | cosdaj (cosdaj) | 78.82 | 99% | 2018-06-08 |
| 20132. | Charmed (charm_) | 78.82 | 93% | 2017-02-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |