So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26807. | (mondo3011) | 57.07 | 97% | 2023-03-03 |
| 26808. | Fergie (fergiedvorak) | 57.07 | 96% | 2022-05-23 |
| 26809. | (ahemd1982) | 57.07 | 97% | 2023-07-16 |
| 26810. | Lukas (lukas_lmao) | 57.07 | 93.2% | 2021-02-23 |
| 26811. | scsdawg (scsdawg) | 57.07 | 94% | 2021-03-31 |
| 26812. | Ian (petperson) | 57.07 | 88% | 2012-08-23 |
| 26813. | Mellie (mellykitten) | 57.06 | 92% | 2013-05-24 |
| 26814. | L (lvsf3) | 57.05 | 95% | 2022-07-27 |
| 26815. | Ben (threefx) | 57.05 | 97% | 2016-03-21 |
| 26816. | melinder (melindayao21) | 57.05 | 96.3% | 2021-02-20 |
| 26817. | (makvn) | 57.05 | 91% | 2012-08-02 |
| 26818. | Ernakh (ernakh) | 57.05 | 95% | 2014-10-15 |
| 26819. | Danny (15parkds1) | 57.05 | 93% | 2011-10-30 |
| 26820. | Bob (typeracerd) | 57.05 | 94% | 2016-03-21 |
| 26821. | ♥♡ SAM ♡♥ (saurabhk... | 57.05 | 94% | 2013-11-18 |
| 26822. | Squall (mcmacladdie) | 57.05 | — | 2010-05-12 |
| 26823. | (magyk21) | 57.04 | 83% | 2013-05-24 |
| 26824. | Cryptonics (cryptonics) | 57.04 | — | 2010-07-06 |
| 26825. | Krisztian (dexterward) | 57.04 | 96% | 2019-03-23 |
| 26826. | Jorge (write) | 57.04 | 90% | 2013-04-05 |
| 26827. | (porosh45) | 57.03 | 95% | 2023-03-02 |
| 26828. | ThanhBình (thanhbinh1102) | 57.03 | — | 2010-05-26 |
| 26829. | (conan_godman) | 57.03 | 92% | 2011-06-30 |
| 26830. | Calvin (realorideal) | 57.03 | 91% | 2013-01-20 |
| 26831. | Werner (quick) | 57.03 | — | 2009-03-16 |
| 26832. | b0b1r (b0b1r) | 57.03 | 92% | 2012-10-01 |
| 26833. | (archie1435) | 57.03 | 92% | 2016-12-31 |
| 26834. | (shortxsteps) | 57.02 | 95% | 2012-03-17 |
| 26835. | Siri (sireon) | 57.02 | 96% | 2021-10-13 |
| 26836. | Rakesh (rakesh69) | 57.02 | 97% | 2022-02-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |