As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2518. | Adrian Pascual (a_wpas1) | 109.14 | 99% | 2023-10-04 |
| 2519. | She (angel242424) | 109.14 | 94% | 2016-09-15 |
| 2520. | Pranav (pranav93) | 109.14 | 98% | 2017-11-18 |
| 2521. | Matt (magzter) | 109.11 | 94% | 2017-05-19 |
| 2522. | Mario (hober) | 109.09 | 98.2% | 2024-03-22 |
| 2523. | Josh (theherojoe) | 109.09 | 98% | 2023-06-23 |
| 2524. | Jaan (muruniiduk) | 109.09 | 98% | 2023-05-28 |
| 2525. | Tamás (tamas) | 109.09 | 98% | 2016-03-04 |
| 2526. | Carter sucks dick (ivortso) | 109.09 | 98% | 2017-10-07 |
| 2527. | hwalters360 (hwalters360) | 109.08 | 98% | 2021-09-22 |
| 2528. | Fresca (reifresca) | 109.08 | 100% | 2022-12-03 |
| 2529. | Junior (juniorrojas) | 109.08 | 97% | 2016-07-24 |
| 2530. | m2jest1c (lmxq) | 109.07 | 96% | 2024-02-03 |
| 2531. | maller (maller) | 109.06 | 100% | 2023-10-05 |
| 2532. | blue2electricboogaloo (105wpm) | 109.06 | 99% | 2022-07-18 |
| 2533. | Meszo (meszo) | 109.06 | 94% | 2015-05-27 |
| 2534. | CancitPanton (pancitpalabok) | 109.05 | 96.8% | 2024-04-27 |
| 2535. | kaptainroll (kaptainroll) | 109.05 | 98% | 2023-01-08 |
| 2536. | Wrest (wrest) | 109.05 | 99% | 2016-07-14 |
| 2537. | Liam (origma) | 109.04 | 96% | 2016-02-23 |
| 2538. | Lapino (lapinolapidus) | 109.03 | 96.4% | 2024-05-08 |
| 2539. | redtoothj (redtoothj) | 109.03 | 96.7% | 2024-04-13 |
| 2540. | Shirou (ness_20xx) | 109.03 | 98% | 2020-04-23 |
| 2541. | Brian (wivo) | 109.02 | 95% | 2015-09-24 |
| 2542. | Mia (mialav) | 108.99 | 98.1% | 2023-10-31 |
| 2543. | Jimmy (zen529) | 108.99 | 100% | 2021-06-02 |
| 2544. | absolute elsewhere (bibux) | 108.98 | 93% | 2017-04-10 |
| 2545. | Dylan (coolguybro) | 108.98 | 95% | 2016-10-05 |
| 2546. | hv21ll (quinixod) | 108.97 | 99% | 2022-05-03 |
| 2547. | Cisco (yizzyweezy) | 108.95 | 98% | 2020-05-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |