As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25138. | Tomppa (_tomppa7_) | 45.44 | 97% | 2019-10-05 |
| 25139. | aldrin (h3leo) | 45.44 | 95% | 2020-03-09 |
| 25140. | Duke (duke_cuckington69) | 45.43 | 91% | 2021-07-14 |
| 25141. | Joel (bilbo922) | 45.43 | 98% | 2016-11-04 |
| 25142. | Dhavan (dhavan) | 45.42 | 93% | 2022-04-11 |
| 25143. | AAA (tadpole_person) | 45.40 | 95% | 2021-04-11 |
| 25144. | Emmanuel (ciscoswags) | 45.40 | 89% | 2016-08-17 |
| 25145. | TOAN (duc966) | 45.39 | 94% | 2021-08-31 |
| 25146. | Esmael (esmael_) | 45.39 | 92% | 2022-10-29 |
| 25147. | Phil (gunner_shents) | 45.39 | 96% | 2022-09-05 |
| 25148. | Moritz (xp0s31d0nx99) | 45.38 | 94% | 2019-09-03 |
| 25149. | (`ー´) (seungwan) | 45.38 | 96% | 2020-07-21 |
| 25150. | Mathew (traoremathew) | 45.38 | 94% | 2018-11-03 |
| 25151. | Necy (necypeepee) | 45.37 | 94% | 2021-01-20 |
| 25152. | X-WindTyper-X (windtyper91) | 45.37 | 96% | 2017-05-15 |
| 25153. | 大鳥 (mis123) | 45.37 | 90% | 2015-04-17 |
| 25154. | Raphael (wrathcodes) | 45.36 | 98% | 2023-01-09 |
| 25155. | ManBear (manbrpg512) | 45.35 | 95% | 2022-05-14 |
| 25156. | Eli (eiervonsatan) | 45.35 | 97% | 2021-05-15 |
| 25157. | Alexander (flaxplaxtypes) | 45.34 | 93% | 2020-08-18 |
| 25158. | Jax (jax_steph) | 45.34 | 95% | 2020-05-12 |
| 25159. | khalil (khalilfa) | 45.34 | 94% | 2021-09-17 |
| 25160. | Peter (anonpc) | 45.34 | 91% | 2015-12-29 |
| 25161. | Abdulrahman (abdulrahmanal_... | 45.33 | 92% | 2023-02-28 |
| 25162. | Shiro (fubukiiii) | 45.33 | 94% | 2022-02-01 |
| 25163. | David (barrard) | 45.33 | 94% | 2020-10-16 |
| 25164. | AYDONIS (aydonis) | 45.32 | 96.6% | 2021-03-02 |
| 25165. | metaphys (metaphys) | 45.31 | 97% | 2022-06-13 |
| 25166. | Do Hoang Viet (hviet78) | 45.29 | 96% | 2023-08-28 |
| 25167. | QiQi (qiqi13) | 45.29 | 94% | 2015-06-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |