As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13589. | Eric (qwarts) | 76.20 | 95% | 2021-01-20 |
| 13590. | coldEr66 (colder66) | 76.20 | 96% | 2020-12-30 |
| 13591. | Lucifer (daddysatan) | 76.20 | 98% | 2019-09-26 |
| 13592. | Zack (nursezack) | 76.20 | 97% | 2016-03-04 |
| 13593. | wow (kitzin) | 76.20 | 97% | 2018-07-27 |
| 13594. | Oliver (oliver7073) | 76.19 | 97% | 2019-02-14 |
| 13595. | AA Batteries (aa_batteries) | 76.19 | 95.5% | 2021-02-02 |
| 13596. | Ghost (ghost_animator) | 76.18 | 100% | 2018-10-11 |
| 13597. | Movis (movis) | 76.18 | 96% | 2022-04-08 |
| 13598. | nothisisjuan (dingusdong33) | 76.18 | 96.1% | 2021-02-20 |
| 13599. | Phil (freakstraveler) | 76.17 | 95% | 2021-08-31 |
| 13600. | Green (megagreenlightning) | 76.17 | 99% | 2016-07-29 |
| 13601. | byron (bozzarf) | 76.17 | 96% | 2021-11-12 |
| 13602. | Jacob (spacelamar) | 76.17 | 98% | 2018-10-14 |
| 13603. | Derek (derekkeiley) | 76.17 | 98% | 2020-06-27 |
| 13604. | mkc (colbs) | 76.17 | 97% | 2017-07-18 |
| 13605. | Blank (heugenie) | 76.16 | 97.4% | 2023-07-30 |
| 13606. | Lathoa (lathoa) | 76.16 | 98% | 2023-08-25 |
| 13607. | Will (carbohydra) | 76.16 | 98% | 2022-06-25 |
| 13608. | khalid (khalidabououalid) | 76.16 | 97% | 2022-05-09 |
| 13609. | Newman (newmanhere) | 76.16 | 97% | 2021-05-02 |
| 13610. | Zef (zefhockey) | 76.16 | 98% | 2019-11-22 |
| 13611. | (ṑḼṓ) (wraith98) | 76.16 | 96% | 2020-12-13 |
| 13612. | Plantt (tplantt) | 76.16 | 94% | 2016-01-06 |
| 13613. | Paynset (paynev) | 76.15 | 97.4% | 2024-09-17 |
| 13614. | Mishel (holosight) | 76.15 | 96% | 2021-10-27 |
| 13615. | Dziobak (dziobak) | 76.15 | 95% | 2021-04-04 |
| 13616. | mustafa (msutafa) | 76.14 | 97% | 2026-02-15 |
| 13617. | Maffyou (monstermatts) | 76.14 | 96% | 2025-10-22 |
| 13618. | Kysan (kysan_) | 76.14 | 96% | 2022-06-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |