The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11432. | Tuan (tuancoltech) | 86.23 | 93% | 2017-01-10 |
| 11433. | Adam (amon04) | 86.23 | 97% | 2012-07-31 |
| 11434. | Jason (jasonfrazure) | 86.23 | 95% | 2016-01-15 |
| 11435. | Michael (thegul) | 86.23 | 97% | 2018-05-10 |
| 11436. | Stephen (lytstephen) | 86.23 | — | 2008-12-16 |
| 11437. | cantorfunction (gnowsivle) | 86.22 | 96% | 2018-06-25 |
| 11438. | uwucat (uwucat) | 86.22 | 98% | 2021-06-22 |
| 11439. | doggodeity (soompi_mosaic) | 86.22 | 99% | 2020-10-02 |
| 11440. | badplayer (idk213) | 86.22 | 96% | 2021-09-02 |
| 11441. | Leo (linleo345) | 86.22 | 96% | 2021-04-04 |
| 11442. | Joshua (vot1_bear) | 86.22 | 95% | 2014-02-03 |
| 11443. | Hayden (silentfox12345) | 86.21 | 97% | 2020-01-21 |
| 11444. | denys (denys147) | 86.21 | 98% | 2011-10-20 |
| 11445. | Darkaria (darkaria) | 86.21 | 96% | 2020-11-24 |
| 11446. | Walter (non_white) | 86.21 | 94% | 2011-09-27 |
| 11447. | ʞunɯz (zmunk) | 86.20 | 98% | 2017-10-03 |
| 11448. | Anthony (anthony_nik) | 86.19 | 96% | 2020-11-27 |
| 11449. | Killexcl (killexcl) | 86.19 | 95% | 2019-10-16 |
| 11450. | Jin Yi (jinyisim) | 86.19 | 97% | 2021-11-17 |
| 11451. | David (dave_em) | 86.19 | 99% | 2021-05-01 |
| 11452. | Sylph (sylph9) | 86.19 | 97% | 2022-10-03 |
| 11453. | Dan (danwin) | 86.19 | 96% | 2013-05-31 |
| 11454. | William (wponds6) | 86.19 | 96% | 2015-03-03 |
| 11455. | bidens dog (spacerider93) | 86.19 | 94% | 2012-03-11 |
| 11456. | NOWIMMAD (nowimmad) | 86.18 | 96% | 2018-11-12 |
| 11457. | Emma (emmacbryant) | 86.18 | 98.1% | 2023-10-26 |
| 11458. | Momen (momenarafa) | 86.18 | 97% | 2023-01-20 |
| 11459. | Matthew (mattyhassett) | 86.18 | 96% | 2019-02-01 |
| 11460. | John (johndel) | 86.18 | — | 2009-07-10 |
| 11461. | Jerry (concise) | 86.18 | 97% | 2017-03-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |