Right, I am going to tell you how this works. You're going in the drink and I am going to make a cup of tea. Underneath the floor boards is the famous river Thames. I hope for your sakes you can hold your breath for as long as it takes to boil that kettle. After that, I am going to ask you a question, one question. You are going to give me a name and if it's the right name, I send you home warm and dry in a fresh set of clothes. If it's the wrong name, you'll be fed to the crayfish.
—from RocknRolla, a movie by Guy Ritchie
Active since November 19, 2009.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13745. | codingmickey (kj_mickey) | 93.98 | 96.7% | 2024-05-24 |
| 13746. | Matt (pointlesspostulate) | 93.98 | 97% | 2022-01-31 |
| 13747. | Malacca (malaysia) | 93.98 | — | 2010-08-10 |
| 13748. | Jerry (jzhu97) | 93.98 | 97% | 2019-03-16 |
| 13749. | Mo (colonelm0) | 93.98 | 96% | 2015-05-14 |
| 13750. | Prince (wayward_prince) | 93.97 | 98% | 2021-12-13 |
| 13751. | Joseph (phylacus) | 93.97 | 96% | 2021-02-10 |
| 13752. | Siddhant (code_talker) | 93.97 | 95% | 2020-08-20 |
| 13753. | George (sk8ereid) | 93.97 | 96% | 2017-05-16 |
| 13754. | ömer (sikiskendosba51) | 93.96 | 98% | 2023-08-19 |
| 13755. | Mon (monggifan) | 93.96 | 95.5% | 2025-04-21 |
| 13756. | uynx (uynx) | 93.96 | 95% | 2025-10-14 |
| 13757. | szymi_gold (szymi_gold) | 93.96 | 97% | 2025-03-28 |
| 13758. | saxum (saxum) | 93.96 | 90% | 2016-11-27 |
| 13759. | lana (lanalynn) | 93.96 | 94% | 2014-06-19 |
| 13760. | Mark (mahkuh) | 93.96 | 96% | 2013-10-08 |
| 13761. | peckcs (opecks) | 93.95 | 98% | 2025-08-01 |
| 13762. | Seiji (sati2030) | 93.95 | 96% | 2025-11-26 |
| 13763. | zag (wormzonstring) | 93.95 | 98.1% | 2023-12-14 |
| 13764. | Ryan (wolfhacker21) | 93.95 | 97% | 2022-08-02 |
| 13765. | Wes (moustachium) | 93.95 | 96% | 2012-09-23 |
| 13766. | Thor77 (thor77_) | 93.95 | 94% | 2016-11-04 |
| 13767. | n8 (slacker00) | 93.94 | 97% | 2018-11-14 |
| 13768. | joe (mcmillybear) | 93.94 | 97% | 2024-02-12 |
| 13769. | Evan (decone) | 93.94 | 96% | 2020-11-04 |
| 13770. | Daniel (stochastictinker) | 93.94 | 97% | 2015-02-13 |
| 13771. | Michael (michaelchristian024) | 93.93 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
| 13772. | Juan (juanyougay) | 93.93 | 98% | 2021-06-20 |
| 13773. | Mathew (dna44) | 93.93 | 92% | 2013-11-05 |
| 13774. | Vladimir (nolmegar) | 93.93 | 96% | 2014-10-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 62,608 | 103.91 | November 19, 2009 |
| Long Texts | 69 | 111.05 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 33 | 107.16 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 94.90 | January 29, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 77.62 | October 1, 2024 |