With age comes insecurity, embarrassment, and tragedy, increasing fear of growing old and lonely. I said I'd put on my dancing shoes but I've got two left feet and no good moves and the pretty girls found cooler kids than me. So I sat and waited patiently until the day I'd finally be asked, but it never came.
—from Everybody's Dancing and I Want to Die, a song by Deaf Havana
Active since August 31, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5548. | (shanranran) | 96.76 | 97% | 2023-01-16 |
| 5549. | (brackety) | 96.75 | 97% | 2022-12-15 |
| 5550. | (jenny_02) | 96.75 | 98% | 2025-10-20 |
| 5551. | Ephemeral_ (ephemeral_meatsac) | 96.75 | 97.5% | 2023-09-17 |
| 5552. | (moaydshagaf0) | 96.75 | 95.4% | 2024-06-18 |
| 5553. | (jamiephaam) | 96.75 | 100% | 2023-07-01 |
| 5554. | (im_getting_there) | 96.73 | 99.1% | 2024-06-17 |
| 5555. | (qwertyparty) | 96.73 | 97% | 2022-05-23 |
| 5556. | (jooooooo) | 96.73 | 97% | 2019-11-07 |
| 5557. | (mattheww7) | 96.73 | 93% | 2017-03-27 |
| 5558. | (ednihaf) | 96.72 | 97% | 2025-08-25 |
| 5559. | Wali (captorcarbon) | 96.72 | 97.1% | 2024-04-25 |
| 5560. | (austinchicken) | 96.72 | 97% | 2019-05-07 |
| 5561. | SlashThat (thatsquidthere) | 96.72 | 98% | 2023-05-30 |
| 5562. | (ihorsedyou) | 96.72 | 97% | 2019-01-31 |
| 5563. | (smromuec) | 96.72 | 99% | 2022-11-03 |
| 5564. | (wormshurm) | 96.71 | 98% | 2022-07-26 |
| 5565. | (eivind_d_g) | 96.71 | 97.6% | 2025-02-06 |
| 5566. | (stereotypist) | 96.71 | 99% | 2022-02-04 |
| 5567. | (ribbonanarchy) | 96.71 | 99% | 2022-10-10 |
| 5568. | (phantomking) | 96.71 | 92% | 2017-02-02 |
| 5569. | (hysi) | 96.71 | 98% | 2017-01-10 |
| 5570. | seansoysauce (seansoysauce) | 96.70 | 97% | 2025-02-28 |
| 5571. | Izzy (izzycebola) | 96.70 | 97% | 2022-08-02 |
| 5572. | (haldroid) | 96.70 | 98% | 2017-11-05 |
| 5573. | Cody (pawx) | 96.70 | 97% | 2017-05-01 |
| 5574. | Terra (terranavis) | 96.69 | 99% | 2021-06-27 |
| 5575. | (viper04) | 96.68 | 97.6% | 2024-03-21 |
| 5576. | (tiger_eye7429) | 96.68 | 96.3% | 2024-03-17 |
| 5577. | (micc2) | 96.68 | 98% | 2022-01-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41,873 | 83.42 | August 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 53 | 101.45 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 93.16 | May 3, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 2 | 97.97 | May 24, 2022 |