When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9958. | ant (ajwinch) | 82.99 | 96% | 2022-05-08 |
| 9959. | JJ (jjofthejs) | 82.99 | 95% | 2023-12-13 |
| 9960. | Chez (chezdude) | 82.99 | 98% | 2021-10-23 |
| 9961. | Starzles (starzles) | 82.99 | 93% | 2016-11-18 |
| 9962. | Rami (nub_paws) | 82.99 | 96% | 2021-03-10 |
| 9963. | flappybeingslappy (willpow1) | 82.98 | 97% | 2024-02-02 |
| 9964. | Chris (chris_p) | 82.98 | 99% | 2023-04-12 |
| 9965. | Arthur (sagman) | 82.98 | 96% | 2020-09-06 |
| 9966. | Marguerite (grace_e) | 82.97 | 97% | 2022-06-07 |
| 9967. | Rens (nismo_gtr) | 82.97 | 97% | 2026-05-04 |
| 9968. | Heerah (heerah) | 82.97 | 96% | 2018-05-16 |
| 9969. | Mo (mosidhom) | 82.96 | 97% | 2021-04-30 |
| 9970. | AMIT (amitkr7142) | 82.96 | 97% | 2017-06-22 |
| 9971. | JOhn (exotifys) | 82.96 | 96% | 2023-03-01 |
| 9972. | DrDynamic (drdynamic) | 82.96 | 99% | 2022-01-21 |
| 9973. | Olivia (livlev) | 82.96 | 96% | 2017-08-17 |
| 9974. | Jard (dogspa) | 82.95 | 97.5% | 2021-01-30 |
| 9975. | Brent (wormlock) | 82.95 | 98% | 2026-02-17 |
| 9976. | Tanner-Banner-Hammer-Whamme... | 82.95 | 98% | 2023-02-11 |
| 9977. | Sam Khozin (samkhozin) | 82.95 | 97% | 2022-12-21 |
| 9978. | David (chronic_cross) | 82.95 | 97% | 2022-11-14 |
| 9979. | Zeztix (zeztix) | 82.95 | 96% | 2021-06-26 |
| 9980. | KiJo (leo192837465) | 82.95 | 98% | 2019-10-30 |
| 9981. | Ian (pigear6) | 82.94 | 98% | 2023-08-15 |
| 9982. | Orca (slowmotioner) | 82.94 | 99% | 2024-04-20 |
| 9983. | myaonfya (myaonfya) | 82.94 | 96% | 2022-01-25 |
| 9984. | Josh (hsoj1) | 82.94 | 95% | 2025-08-17 |
| 9985. | Matthew (mqtthew) | 82.94 | 98% | 2018-08-12 |
| 9986. | Kobe (kobedurant) | 82.94 | 98% | 2022-02-02 |
| 9987. | asepBoljug (mnien) | 82.93 | 94.9% | 2024-09-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |