And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24640. | Dave (dreed4541) | 71.70 | 96% | 2011-08-27 |
| 24641. | Jaiders (jaiders) | 71.70 | 96% | 2019-08-13 |
| 24642. | Annie (wibbie) | 71.70 | 93% | 2015-08-13 |
| 24643. | sam (sambecket) | 71.70 | 93% | 2014-05-03 |
| 24644. | Setareh (setareh_n_g) | 71.70 | 93% | 2013-02-13 |
| 24645. | Jilly (thors_right_nut) | 71.69 | 99% | 2021-09-22 |
| 24646. | مــØـــمــــوØ... | 71.69 | 90% | 2015-07-02 |
| 24647. | Daniel (dna89) | 71.69 | 97% | 2021-10-26 |
| 24648. | Maya (mayac) | 71.69 | 97% | 2021-05-02 |
| 24649. | Katie (progress_2010) | 71.69 | — | 2010-03-05 |
| 24650. | dilip (meod) | 71.69 | 98% | 2014-12-01 |
| 24651. | Umair (nixo) | 71.69 | — | 2009-02-24 |
| 24652. | Jeremy (hiphopbros) | 71.69 | 95% | 2013-11-08 |
| 24653. | HexoBlade (hexotyper) | 71.68 | 97% | 2022-09-10 |
| 24654. | Lily (staycomfy) | 71.68 | 96% | 2019-06-28 |
| 24655. | Kevin (reanimatedeyes) | 71.68 | 90% | 2016-02-04 |
| 24656. | Omkar (omkarc) | 71.67 | 96% | 2021-03-16 |
| 24657. | Car (ufoes) | 71.67 | 96% | 2022-09-14 |
| 24658. | Lars (workmanprogress) | 71.67 | 96% | 2023-08-03 |
| 24659. | Qubz (qubz) | 71.67 | 96% | 2021-06-16 |
| 24660. | Napatthorn (npp_engieer) | 71.67 | 97% | 2021-08-20 |
| 24661. | Cristan (cristang) | 71.67 | 96% | 2019-03-20 |
| 24662. | Lauge (laugejuul14) | 71.67 | 95% | 2021-03-14 |
| 24663. | Henry (henryacton) | 71.67 | 90% | 2012-02-22 |
| 24664. | Ayan (ayanduisenbekov03) | 71.67 | 95% | 2019-02-18 |
| 24665. | Shreyas (shreyas_jani) | 71.66 | 95% | 2021-04-11 |
| 24666. | ROOT (samuelawachie) | 71.66 | 96% | 2015-03-11 |
| 24667. | Paul (theslim) | 71.66 | 99% | 2014-06-21 |
| 24668. | yan (shocker142) | 71.66 | 95% | 2020-10-15 |
| 24669. | Brad (bg2500) | 71.66 | 98% | 2014-01-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |