And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24662. | Ngoc (thinkofluv) | 71.70 | 98% | 2016-05-17 |
| 24663. | Marcus (boopbeepboopboop) | 71.70 | 97% | 2020-10-31 |
| 24664. | Trial (trial_name) | 71.70 | 95% | 2022-02-09 |
| 24665. | Leen (leengh) | 71.70 | 97% | 2022-12-21 |
| 24666. | Dvimrak (bchadwick87) | 71.70 | 97% | 2023-02-20 |
| 24667. | مــØـــمــــوØ... | 71.69 | 90% | 2015-07-02 |
| 24668. | Jilly (thors_right_nut) | 71.69 | 99% | 2021-09-22 |
| 24669. | Jeremy (hiphopbros) | 71.69 | 95% | 2013-11-08 |
| 24670. | Umair (nixo) | 71.69 | — | 2009-02-24 |
| 24671. | Maya (mayac) | 71.69 | 97% | 2021-05-02 |
| 24672. | Daniel (dna89) | 71.69 | 97% | 2021-10-26 |
| 24673. | dilip (meod) | 71.69 | 98% | 2014-12-01 |
| 24674. | Katie (progress_2010) | 71.69 | — | 2010-03-05 |
| 24675. | Lily (staycomfy) | 71.68 | 96% | 2019-06-28 |
| 24676. | Kevin (reanimatedeyes) | 71.68 | 90% | 2016-02-04 |
| 24677. | HexoBlade (hexotyper) | 71.68 | 97% | 2022-09-10 |
| 24678. | Omkar (omkarc) | 71.67 | 96% | 2021-03-16 |
| 24679. | Lauge (laugejuul14) | 71.67 | 95% | 2021-03-14 |
| 24680. | Cristan (cristang) | 71.67 | 96% | 2019-03-20 |
| 24681. | Napatthorn (npp_engieer) | 71.67 | 97% | 2021-08-20 |
| 24682. | Qubz (qubz) | 71.67 | 96% | 2021-06-16 |
| 24683. | Lars (workmanprogress) | 71.67 | 96% | 2023-08-03 |
| 24684. | Car (ufoes) | 71.67 | 96% | 2022-09-14 |
| 24685. | Ayan (ayanduisenbekov03) | 71.67 | 95% | 2019-02-18 |
| 24686. | Henry (henryacton) | 71.67 | 90% | 2012-02-22 |
| 24687. | clavat (clavat) | 71.66 | 96% | 2012-02-02 |
| 24688. | Nikhil (nikhil.james26@yaho... | 71.66 | 96% | 2012-10-04 |
| 24689. | Pinkys (pinkysworld2080) | 71.66 | 97% | 2017-06-28 |
| 24690. | ROOT (samuelawachie) | 71.66 | 96% | 2015-03-11 |
| 24691. | Brad (bg2500) | 71.66 | 98% | 2014-01-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |